E-Mail

Something people forgot to use because of fucking social media.

Bob: Hey do you have a facebook? Cause I have some pictures of my job that I want to show you.
Me: Fuck facebook! just E-Mail me if you want to show me something.

by Guitarist321 December 16, 2015

E-mail

a virtual letter that could be used as a virus.

Always scan your e-mails for viruses.

by that guy August 4, 2003

E-mail

Something that Homestar Runner says to make something appear randomly...

Homestar: E-mail!
Strong Bad: I'm a-knocking on heaven's door *falls* HOLY CRAP!

by SHUTTATRAP! August 24, 2003

E-mail

Something Urban Dictionary forgot to send me upon rejecting my definition for “MLG”.

Damn, Urban Dictionary did not notify you by sending an e-mail? That's not nice

by Joseph5 June 28, 2016

E-Mail

Why I can barely use the computer. Maybe I should check for viruses from now on.

It's e-mail time again! Thus, it's also virus time again!

by Diggity Monkeez November 24, 2004

E-mail

Stuff that pisses me off most of the time unless i get porn.

Fucken E-mail I WANTED PORN!

by PERVILITIOUS September 3, 2005

E-mail

E-mail. A new way of making a tit of yourself in the office. Caused by sending to all, rather than your boss, or sending to your boss rather than to all. This is usually followed by the ailment known as foot in mouth, which itself is followed by being metaphorically raped, grilled, or rinsed.

Me: Hey, I found this hilarious picture of my boss on a porn site...let me see, I'll e-mail it to everyone and we can laugh at him...

*Pause*

*E-mail from boss, asking to see him RE the picture he just recieved...*
Oh shit!

Alternatively...

Me: This guy in my office is pissing me off. Jeez, just because I got found with his dog. I'm gonna e-mail the boss and ask for a transfer.

*Pause*

*Entire room erupts in laughter*
Oh shit!

by Jonathan Kerr June 4, 2007