Cognitive dysentery

The condition of being so bounded by one's beliefs that one ends up with shit for brains.

Yesterday's Supreme Court decision, which supported the idea that religion is more important than a woman's health, is clearly a case of cognitive dysentery

by Pablo DiAblo July 1, 2014

Dysentery

When someone says you are full of sh*t

wow, stop lying, you are dysentery

by Goku SS 117 November 4, 2018

Dysentrious

A Description of something being terrible
mainly used to describe life in general, or other significant things becoming shit.

Comes from the disease "dysentry" which causes extreme diarrhea and cause you to shit everywhere

Carl -Dave my girlf jsut dumped me.
Dave - ah man you ok
carl - Nah man my lifes really dysentrious at the moment.

by Lempinghammer August 7, 2007

Dysentery of the Nose

When your nose won't stop spewing out substances that you would rather not see.
Also known as the Common Cold.

ACHOO!" "Bless you." "Thanks. Dysentery of the nose SUCKS." "I know, right?

by Tiffany Aching September 7, 2010

Dysentery

Fucking bad bitch

You died of dysentery

by GayBigLargeSweatyFootFetishMan March 11, 2018

my pollybhas dysentary

A submission by a drunk grandma trying to guess what is being said by the poorly drawn pirate on the TV screen during a game of Civic Doodle.

"My pollybhas dysentary?!" Hahahahahahaaaaahaaaaa wheeze wheeze wheeze ha ha.

by opinionemitter October 2, 2018