Directorgasm

What happens when a Director gets inordinately excited about something (usually unachievable) - often ends in a sticky mess.

Co-worker 1: I hear you were on the wrong end of a Directorgasm in the staff meeting this morning.
Co-worker 2:Yeah he saw some Powerpoint slides at a sales demo and now I have 2 weeks to build him a system that works the same.
Co-worker 1: Sucks to be you

by curmudgeonly cyclist November 20, 2010

sales director

A person who is proficient in their ability to delegate work to other staff, while spending much of their own time persuing private interests.

by Anonymous August 27, 2003

Aerial Director

Aerial Director is a made up title given to country boys that look like the retarded brother of woody from toy story. If you're a disappointment to your father and fuck yourself with a Snap-On™ dildo every night, you just might be a prime choice for Aerial Director.

Synonyms: meaningless title retarded lazy

"That guy walks like he's holding back a nasty shit and looks like he hasn't gotten laid since his family reunion, he must be an aerial director."

by HydraulicsIsFuckingGay November 11, 2018

New Aspect Director

New Aspect Director is the creative,writer and director on various productions local to Ireland. Although relatively unknown,New Aspect Director can be found online and certain social networking sites such as Bebo and youtube. Will usually aid people if in need of help in different areas of media.

Yo you should give a shout out to New Aspect Director. He might give you a helping hand in your movie shit.

by SporticusM April 23, 2009

spank bank directory

n.
long term memory bank of a person's favorite sexually stimulating memories with some fair internal organization for the individual to regularly consult for sexual self-stimulation when needed.

Since I was old enough, my spank bank directory contains almost all my memories of panty & thong sightings even dating back to the earliest days I've learned to wank and I still continue to use them to this day.

by Chris Norton January 18, 2007

Music Video Director

A director hired mainly for his vision and ability to place and execute stunning visual images, stories and actions into the short time frame of a song. Usually considered as short films lead by musical tracks rather than dialogue.

Hype Williams, X, Director Hugo V, Spike Jonez are a few examples of some of the most notable music video directors.

by V Freightrain August 1, 2009

directored

To have a large amount of work scrapped through the last minute involvement of a Director expressing entirely arbitrary and subjective views.

"...Gordon has asked to see it before it goes out."
"Damn - hope it doesn't get Directored"

"I know we were supposed to be going live with the website this afternoon but its been directored and so it'll be next week"

by skotske January 7, 2008