Dwarftard

A dwarf who happens to be full blown retarded.

I just saw a dwarftard spray diarrhea directly into his own butt hole.

by TheAnacondors November 5, 2007

squeezing a dwarf

taking a poop

So, I was sitting there squeezing a dwarf, when the guy next door started playing Rush real loud.

by not karl marx June 1, 2009

red dwarf

Fabulous BBC Sci-Fi Spoof that ran 8 seasons and one movie (more seasons may be on the way?) Following the antics of "Dave Lister," the slob/everyman last human in the universe... "Cat," A pathologically vain life-form descended from the ship's cat... "Arnold J Rimmer" An anal retentive hologram of Lister's dead Roomate... and "Kryten" the insecure android with a head the shape of a novelty condom

" So let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the King of the Potato People and plead with him for your freedom, and you're telling me you're completely sane? "
- Rimmer, Quarantine

by Lawrence H. June 10, 2005

Dorfer

A shop owner in a village.

That dude is a dorfer. He sells lots of things in the village.

by Zapfret May 29, 2018

Dorfmann

/dohrf•mann/

Origin: German

noun

1. a smart, funny, handsome, and literate person; preferably someone who's 40 years old and above.

2. a group of socially and politically aware individuals, whose goals are to provoke discussions of social issues in hopes of raising awareness for what they stand for.

3. someone who is hated for merely stating the truth; especially, when it comes to social and political issues.

"I went out for coffee the other day and the guy I bumped into is a total Dorfmann! He called out an elderly lady for berating a cashier who's only doing their job."

"You have to listen to your teacher, especially if they are a Dorfmann."

"That guy over there was so annoying, imagine being told that abortion is a basic human right. What a total Dorfmann!"

by meister ree September 3, 2022

Dorm Dwarf

noun. The creatures that take residence in every college dorm room or apartment, they are directly responsible for the loss of "completed homework", giving college students the urge to procrastinate and get on facebook or urbandictionary. These sneaky devils throw college student's clothes all over their rooms while they aren't looking and make their rooms messy.

"Dude what happened to our clean room?"

"I don't know man, I was just watching TV and a dorm dwarf must have messed it up."

by College Professional October 20, 2009

Squire-Dorfing

To squire about town with your papel dorf.

Jeff: Hey pahps, what are you up to today?

Jarren: Oh nothing, just squire-dorfing with my pahps!

by DORFSQUIRE June 2, 2010