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Doozer

n. An impressively large shit. Usually one where the subject's legs fall alseep from sitting on the toilet for too long. There must be atleast three courtesy flushes performed before a doozer can be official. Taking a picture with your cell phone of the doozer and sending it to your friends is optional. A doozer should be graded by any who witness it.
Yo, Booth man, I just dropped a nasty doozer. Come take a whif of this.
by Andrewski July 23, 2006
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Whiskey Doozer

Someone who slams whiskey, preferably Jameson or Red breast to the extent they can no longer formulate a sentence or even understand what is going on, but they do not black out.
Man that guy was whiskey doozer last night. I can believe he didn't black out after all the Jameson.
by mizzle24 August 17, 2010
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droozer

a droozer is a drunk or drugged loser, someone who frequently needs to get high or drunk to have fun, and is therefore a loser.
Last nite I dodged a ton of droozers on the highway.
by Terronce January 12, 2008
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Doozer

A Doozer is a nickname given to a man that has sex with a lot of women. the word Doozer can also be a way to ask a friend if you had sex with her.
what a Doozer he is...

or hey bro did you Doozer last night?
by mandouh February 12, 2009
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stinky doozer

noun- a complete failure in all aspects
Dan was surely a stinky doozer when he was dumped by a band geek.
by emily blair December 3, 2005
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doozer

A person that not only lives but aspires to live the main stream life. This includes a boring job done without passion, 2.4 children, an SUV and a house in the burbs. They just go along living out their lives as a backdrop to history and a study in the mundane. Originally coined from the industrious characters from Fraggle Rock that just went about their business mostly oblivious to the goings on around them.
She used to have a passion for science and she was going to change the world but somewhere along the way she got tired and turned into a doozer.

I used to bust my hump to get ahead but I decided to take the path of the doozer.
by Phaje May 9, 2007
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Doozer

Man I just took the biggest doozer!
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