Dweed

The type of guy that asks you to meet up for drinks and then expects you to cover the tab.

A dweed is one who asks a girl if she wants to hang out and smoke and when she shows up he has no weed.

"I didn't understand why the dweed asked if he could have a drink, until the bar tender handed ME the tab!"

"This dweed pulled out a small bag of shake after begging me to come out and smoke with him"

"What a dweed!"

by Bae One January 24, 2021

O'Dweed's

Marijuana sans the THC. Coined by Dave Chappelle.

I was smoking some weed last night, but it is okay, because I was smoking O'Dweed's.

by Porksta June 29, 2006

Would'neh Dweed

The opposite to Dweed or fuck

When someone is expressing their dislike to the thought of having sex with someone

Commonly used in Glasgow Scotland

Dude 1: Would you dweed her

Dude 2: Nah man I would'neh dweed her if you paid me

by VixenGlasvagas February 5, 2010

O'Dweed's

A strain of bud, lab synthesized, that is devoid of THC. Like the non-acoholic beer O'Douls.

My bitch asked me why I smelled like burnt nuggs last night and i told her to fuck off cause it was only O'Dweeds.

by LaFours June 29, 2006

Derriere Deed

A name for having just committed the act of butt sex.

Male #1: Hey, why are you applying Vaseline on your ass?
Male #2: I just did the derriere deed with you know who, I have a sensitive bunghole cut me some slack!

by $crumptious A$$hole April 24, 2018

deedle-honk

Squeezing a penis.

Mom deedle-honked dad while I was in the backseat.

by Bricetoria Fuperly March 25, 2012

deed out

Term used to describe one or more lesbians - the phonetic spelling of "d'ed out", short for "dyked out".

"Dude, those two chicks are totally deed out."

by tdw December 26, 2008