Smeagle-Dwarves are mythical creatures that live in the basements of people who play World of Warcraft. Someone who plays World of Warcraft plays the game for 4-5 hours straight and sometimes even more everyday. They usually provide the WoW player with fruit rollups and mountain dew to keep the player well hydrated and fed. With out the WoW player, the Smeagle-Dwarves would not exist due to the fact that they would have no snacks to bring to the WoW player.
Hey, what were those small creature I just saw carrying mountain dew and fruit snacks?
Oh, you must mean my Smeagle-dwarves. His name is Steve.
Oh, you must mean my Smeagle-dwarves. His name is Steve.
by creead April 27, 2010
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to perform a tit-wank whilst said mameries are soaped up. the dwarves refer to the breasts
to perform a tit-wank whilst said mameries are soaped up. the dwarves refer to the breasts
"oh my god, last night she asked me to soap the dwarves. we were going for so long they were red for hours!"
by malkowankers October 20, 2008
Get the soap the dwarves mug.To look good at doing something when your bad at it because everyone else is worse than you. First used in Family Guy in the "Midget among Dwarves" scene.
Joe: Wow, Jose is really good at basketball!
Bob: No, it's just that everyone else sucks. He is a midget among dwarves.
Bob: No, it's just that everyone else sucks. He is a midget among dwarves.
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Enjoys Fishing, Rollerblading and Jiving, Ureferably At The Same Time.
Was Created By K&T In The Lair Known As P, Presided Over By G, With A,N,J and another P Present, While Discussing M, On The Day Of S, While Eating P with (F)P.
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Enjoys Fishing, Rollerblading and Jiving, Ureferably At The Same Time.
Was Created By K&T In The Lair Known As P, Presided Over By G, With A,N,J and another P Present, While Discussing M, On The Day Of S, While Eating P with (F)P.
Where's that GayDementedHairyDwarf? Oh There He Is!
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Get the Morphing dwarves mug.In real life: A supposedly edible item that nobody actually tries to eat.
Mainly used a synonym for any failed cookery experiment but also for wrapped food in bottoms of bags that have been there since forever.
Originally from the Disk World series by Sir Terry Pratchett. Bread baked from the finest stone-ground grit. The point of having it is to keep you going on the idea: "I'm not *that* hungry."
Mainly used a synonym for any failed cookery experiment but also for wrapped food in bottoms of bags that have been there since forever.
Originally from the Disk World series by Sir Terry Pratchett. Bread baked from the finest stone-ground grit. The point of having it is to keep you going on the idea: "I'm not *that* hungry."
The smoke alarm in the kitchen sounds. "Looks like you made dwarven bread. I'll order pizza."
Quote from 'Witches abroad':
The dwarf bread was brought out for inspection. But it was miraculous, the dwarf bread. No one ever went hungry when they had some dwarf bread to avoid. You only had to look at it for a moment, and instantly you could think of dozens of things you'd rather eat. You're boots, for example. Mountains. Raw sheep. Your own foot.
Quote from 'Witches abroad':
The dwarf bread was brought out for inspection. But it was miraculous, the dwarf bread. No one ever went hungry when they had some dwarf bread to avoid. You only had to look at it for a moment, and instantly you could think of dozens of things you'd rather eat. You're boots, for example. Mountains. Raw sheep. Your own foot.
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