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under the weather upstairs

Ryan: "Jesus, who's that chick you were with the other night? I sure would like to pound that pussy."
Nikko: "Yeah, she's hot, for sure, but she's a little...how shall we say.... "under the weather upstairs".

the man upstairs 

I believe the man upstairs is watching over me

Upstairs Frederick 

A much taller woman going over the shoulders of a shorter man to jerk him off.
Yo. I went to dinner with this bitch, turns out she plays for the WNBA. She gave me an upstairs frederick and I came all over the table.

zero upstairs 

Noun. An idiot, a moron, a dope.
Tom: "Billy, did you explain to Steve that Gilligan just NEVER gets off that island?"

Billy: "I tried to brozay, but you know Steve - he's a total zero upstairs."
zero upstairs by stockman09 December 2, 2010

upstairs outsidies

feeling a girl's boobies (upstairs) from outside her shirt (outsidies)
it wasn't my fault- your mom made me go upstairs outsidies on her with force... i don't even want to say whut happened next
upstairs outsidies by Nuernburglar December 17, 2008

Upstairs Insidies

When you touch a chicks rack while their not wearing a shirt... or under a shirt... whatever you want... as long as it's bare-boob touching
I like upstairs insidies because i can touch my girlfriends boobs when her shirts not on.
Upstairs Insidies by Thrashed16 November 25, 2009