Ladies Upstairs 

Angels

O my bredren, when dem juridic Ladies Upstairs come, you will be sorry you haven't done more for de Lord!

Ladies Upstairs by talk2me-JCH2 February 5, 2022

under the weather upstairs

Euphemism for stupid; unintelligent

Ryan: "Jesus, who's that chick you were with the other night? I sure would like to pound that pussy."
Nikko: "Yeah, she's hot, for sure, but she's a little...how shall we say.... "under the weather upstairs".

under the weather upstairs by stockman09 December 5, 2007

the man upstairs 

The Man Upstairs better known as God

I believe the man upstairs is watching over me

the man upstairs by RavenousPlant April 28, 2006

Upstairs Frederick 

A much taller woman going over the shoulders of a shorter man to jerk him off.

Yo. I went to dinner with this bitch, turns out she plays for the WNBA. She gave me an upstairs frederick and I came all over the table.

Upstairs Frederick by Tyronebiggums197 August 11, 2016

zero upstairs 

Noun. An idiot, a moron, a dope.

Tom: "Billy, did you explain to Steve that Gilligan just NEVER gets off that island?"

Billy: "I tried to brozay, but you know Steve - he's a total zero upstairs."

zero upstairs by stockman09 December 2, 2010

upstairs outsidies

feeling a girl's boobies (upstairs) from outside her shirt (outsidies)

it wasn't my fault- your mom made me go upstairs outsidies on her with force... i don't even want to say whut happened next

upstairs outsidies by Nuernburglar December 17, 2008

Upstairs Insidies

When you touch a chicks rack while their not wearing a shirt... or under a shirt... whatever you want... as long as it's bare-boob touching

I like upstairs insidies because i can touch my girlfriends boobs when her shirts not on.

Upstairs Insidies by Thrashed16 November 25, 2009