Dumpin'

To fire a gun ( usually fully automatic ) not at an exact target, but in it's general direction. To fire a gun in one direction without concern of what the bullets hit.

The slang for this word probably comes from the fact that there are several empty shells left on the ground afterwords.

Dat nigga came round dat corna straight dumpin' on the block.

by King_Ken November 20, 2009

cooler dumping

The act of saturating oneself (and potentially others)with urine. Usually while drunk.

I got so hammered I cooler dumped on myself last night.
He ain't no cooler dumper.
JT cooler dumped on me last night.
One more beer and I may dump my cooler
Look She's Coolering on the couch.
I am skilled in the arts of cooler dumping.

by TKE January 11, 2009

dumpleton dealing

Dumpleton dealing is the skilled art of having the dexterity, skill and experience of dealing a game of poker where the dealer is able to manipulate the cards at the last minute or last round of betting in order that a player who was odds on favourite to win ends up losing to a very unlikely turn of fate. Many dumpleton dealers are also magicians and can adapt there skills easily to close up magic or street cons such as 3 card monte.

Ian had a Full House Aces over Kings, he could only lose to one card, middle pin nine of hearts to give the other guy a straight flush, Sarah was dealing and last card she turned the nine of hearts!! She was dumpleton dealing for sure!!

by GamblersRamblers January 16, 2014

trumpity dumpity

A person who is an ugly idiot. He was also the 45th president.

You are Trumpity Dumpity!

by Deathstarkille22 December 15, 2016

Dumperdick Blues

A feeling of loss, sorrow, and total emptiness, because without explanation, your partner has denied all access to the dumper.

I’m not sure what’s going on with Amber, but it’s been at least a month since we have had anal sex. I’ve got a case of the Dumperdick Blues, and if I don’t get into that brown nectar soon, it’s going to get worse.

by Tee Cee Deez February 19, 2019

dumpiquette

The proper etiquette of bathroom usage post-defecation. Universal examples are that of putting the toilet seat down, courtesy-flushing mid-way, renewing the toilet paper roll, washing one’s hands, plunging when needed, and Febreezing the affected area(s).

Chris: "Dude, why did you close the door after you took a shit, you've got to let the room air out."

James: "Sorry, I guess I don't have proper dumpiquette."

by Shit Patrol October 20, 2010

Dumpism

The perfectly transcendent philosophical belief, that all people, regardless of belief system, world view, faith, etc. all sentient beings enjoy a good dump. Dumpism is hailed as one of the most powerful uniting forces among not only all human cultures, but all sentient beings - possibly among extraterrestrial life (who must also eject waste, assuming they are matter based beings).

Islamo-Fascist: Despite the fact that western culture is forcefully assimilating my people, I must admit we all still enjoy a good dump.
Nihilist: Despite the fact that nothing is of any meaning to me whatsoever, I also enjoy a good dump. Apparently we both believe in Dumpism!
Islamo-Fascist: Thank Allah for Dumpism!
Nihilist: Whatever.

by Edward Lazzarin & Mark Povich February 22, 2007