duch bag

is similar to a douche bag, but with quite a bit less of an education. A borderline retarded person, not to be confused with the mentally disabled. Has issues speaking, reading, and writing of the english language, when no knowledge of any other language is present.

Guy1: He is such a Duch bag.

Guy2: No kidding.

by sniperimpulse November 3, 2010

Dutch bag

a polite way of saying someone's a duche bag.

you're a real dutch bag!

by Cisco March 2, 2005

duesch bag idiot

D.B.I. for short, a complete dumbass who only says and does things that totally piss you off and ruin your day. Every group of friends has at least one of these, yet somehow he or she remains part of the group, mostly becuase he or she is fun to laugh AT, not with.

Why did you bring patrick to the party? All he ever does is say dumbass shit all day! He is a complete duesch bag idiot!!

by matt square patchett July 25, 2008

duesch bag

A bag in which certain individuals keep their feces when they are not able to use the restroom.

Hold on, I think my duesch bag is full.

by Giggles November 11, 2003

duece bag

chinking

i was deuce bagging the other day

by britton March 17, 2003

Dutch Bag Slapper

When you drop a turd so fat that it snacks your balls when it falls.

I just dropped a fat dutch bag slapper bro.

by guyw88wejbdd January 28, 2026

dutch duffle bag

When a female’s hair is so long that it can be braided or put a pony tail, then put it in her anal cavity. Now the hair can used as a strap like on a duffle bag.

Scott is using the Dutch duffle bag method to carry around Krista again.

by Wontondingdong December 7, 2017