All dicked up

When you look like a mess or like shit. When you can't get something right. When something isn't right.

Dude, you're all dicked up!
Why are you acting all dicked up?
My paper is all dicked up.

by Jacqueline Cirella September 6, 2017

Ducker Up

V. - To "pucker up" in preparation of kissing/sucking a dick. The special formation of the lips and tongue was invented by a roundtable commission of egyptian, blasian, and exotic sod women in 2005. It involves a bell-curvature on top lip and a miniature inverted bell-curvature on the bottom lip, with the tongue's center wrapped in a U shape and the sides flattening out to either side. This provides ideal sucking for those who get the meat of their pleasure from providing head.

Tim Scro: "Jennifer, ducker up buttercup, here I come."

*One minute later*

"Aaaah! Jen Itols, you are the best girl in the universe. I'm so glad I decided to put in that extra $100 in the last ten seconds, or you would've been shipped to that other bidder."

by G.M.H. November 8, 2009

Dicked-Up

A term for a word that has pages of different definitions on UrbanDick.

Dude: Shit, did you see how many definitions on Jackalope there are in UrbanDick?

Dudette: Yeah, shitloads. It's uber Dicked-Up.

by DeadDolleh July 4, 2009

All dicked up

Someone who looks a mess.

He's all dicked up.

by Jacqueline Cirella September 6, 2017

all dicked up

a situation or item that gets fouled up

man , this car is all dicked up

jesus your girlfriend is all dicked up

by slayer 90 October 2, 2011

duckes up

A saying in the form of a cheers before one is about to do something incredibly daring and/or stupid.

Thomas and his partner yelled "Duckes up!" and clanged their beers together before igniting the fuse to their home-made rocket skates.

by Skerks July 20, 2008

Dicked Up

To have multiple sexual partners

"And I'm hearin' you letting yo' health slide these days; and yo lady's dicked up, and you contracted to AIDS" -Ja Rule

by Cadbury The Wiseman October 10, 2013