Ducati

An incredibly sexy Italian bitch built like the sexiest bike ever

Girl: Have you seen the new exchange student?

Guy: The Italian one?
Girl: Hella Ducati. I'd tap that.

by DUCATILOVER May 28, 2018

Ducati

The sexiest Graalian

Ducati if the sexiest Graalian

by Anonymous March 20, 2003

Ducati

A motorcycle sought out by pretentious assholes who prefer wine to Jack Daniels. They hope that the Ducati is a conspicuous indicator of their riding ability along with their Victoria's Secret color coordinated soft leather suits. Unfortunately, the Duc, on the rare instances it will run, is a badge and incident of a lame ass pretender who knows absolutely nothing about motorcyles. They are made by a filthy subspecies of European -- the only ones on the continent who admired the fucking Nazi's.

A gay bar is to a Ducati like a bright light is to a bug.

by Hoze December 17, 2004

Ducati

A clever, sleek term for a bowel movement.

This morning coffee has really kicked in, I need to go drop a Ducati.

by BigDaddyNick March 7, 2019

ducati

Great bikes, but the engines are less reliable than the chevy on blocks in your neighbors driveway. Broken rocker arms, specific tools, broken crankshafts, electrical problems. I would get one if I had a full time mechanic. Aprilia is the way to go, Italian flair the smart way, they specd everything good aviable STOCK. ROTAX!

My 912ie Duacti broke a crankshaft.

by MilleJohn February 21, 2005

ducati

sure it preforms well, but why - you can buy a japanese bike which outpreforms it in everyway for about 1/2 to 1/3 the price

-yeah my 999 is fast cost 30000 dollars though
-too bad my zx10r will smoke it out corner underweigh it and cost 11 grand oh did i mention it will last longer and repairs and parts are cheaper not to mention there are serious aftermarket parts like turbos

by datsunface October 5, 2004

Ducati

Ducati is a term use for someone who loves to eat Cat shit

That person has an Ducati addiction

by S. J. Sinclairs March 9, 2018