Drunkerence

A video conference call during which participants consume alcohol

Send me a Zoom link for that drunkerence please

by Eliuha April 8, 2020

Late Night Drunkenness (LND)

The effect that staying up late has on a person, similar to the effects of drunkenness. Victims often say and do silly, inappropriate, or personal things that they would not if it were not so late.

The effects may set in at different times of night for different people, depending on when they consider being "up late" to occur.

Someone may share embarrassing stories, secrets about friends, or personal relationship drama when they are suffering from LND.

People often follow these stories with comments like: "Wow, I wouldn't have told you that if it wasn't so late! I must be suffering from Late Night Drunkenness (LND)!"

by Candia Posse August 3, 2012

Optimal Drunkenness

The point during the night when the alcohol level in the bloodstream provides the most buzz with the least chance of discomfort later.

In economic terms: the point at which the marginal product of drinking meets the marginal cost of drinking.

After 7 beers and 3 shots of vodka, I reached optimal drunkeness and partied all night.

by Chris Cole December 5, 2004

delayed drunkeness

When you drink several shots of Bacardi and the effects don't kick in until the next day, 12 hours later.

"Damn guys, when's this shit gonna start to kick in?"

--12 hours later--

"TIMIL DEEEPPPS!!! OCONOC!!!! RETARDEd.....DILdO....FUCkERSSSS!!!"

by TimilDeeps October 22, 2003

Drunkerexia

1.The eating disorder in which a person refuses to eat or drink any non alcohalic beverage;
2.When a person gets waisted in stead of eating;
3.Only drinks alcohal to loose weight

1.Meg suffers from drunkerexia she doesnt eat or anything just goes home and has a Screw Driver.
2.Lisa Has Drunkerexia, she has a martinie any chance she gets she'll choose it over dinner.
3.I have drunkerexia thats why im skinny now give me a gin and juice

by VampireMisstresss February 21, 2009

Tiers of drunkenness

1.Zach Laffin
-repeatedly saying you are going to bed, only to return and drink half a beer more
-calling someone "Hey you, with the feet"
-Spilling Mt. Dew and calling it 'your beerz'

2. Wooden Hammer
-shirts come off
-Everyone is your friend

3.Hammered
-Self explanatory

4.ShitFaced
-Belligerently drunk

5.Iron Horse
-Fuckin' gone
-If anyone can function Iron Horsed they deserve a crown

Tiers of drunkenness

1. Andrew:"I was Zach Laffining last night and I was tickling this chick's toes."
Emily: "Man I know, but dude, you were just tipsy."

2. Zach:"I had four beers and was still a wooden hammer. Bummer dude."

3. Andrew:"I am intoxicated"
Zach: "Shut up buddy."

4. Zach: I was shitfaced and tried to go through the doggie door while chasing the cat."

5. Emily:"I was working my way to iron horse status, but passed out between wooden hammer and hammered."
Andrew: "Lightweight."

by Rockisland April 19, 2009

Drinkerneting

Surfing the internet while drinking or drunk. Usually results in poor decision making in regards to social networking, online shopping and giving out personal email addresses or information.

We were drinkerneting on friday night and took me til monday to recover, when I discovered I'd posted dirty messages on facebook, ordered 6 dozen 'buddy jesus' figurines and was getting emails and phone calls from Nigeria...
And boy was my keyboard sticky.

by SezJoy January 26, 2011