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drop a log in the chipper

The act of shitting into a sink, then "flushing" by running the garbage disposal. Performed as a last resort, only when all other toilets are in use. Frequently involves beer shits the morning after.
"Mike had to drop a log in the chipper because his girlfriend and her roommate were using the bathrooms."
by K-Don-yo October 14, 2006
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Drop a Nessie in the Loch

A euphemism for defecating inspired by the Loch Ness Monster. Similar to "dropping off the kids at the pool", yet with a Scottish flair.
Scotsman 1: Good gracious I had a lot to eat last night!

I've got to drop a nessie in the loch!

Scotsman 2: Sounds like a plan, laddie.
by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 1, 2010
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Drop a brick down the well

To defecate, to make brownies from your brown hole, to release the poop from its cage, to go berserk, to do business on the porcelain throne, rule your kingdom.
(Texting)
1) Whatchu doing?
2) dropping a brick down the well, and ripping a hole through time and space with my ungodly farts. Wbu bro?

1) wait i'm on the toilet too let's drop a brick down the well together!
by Dog In Boat, Doggo June 21, 2023
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drop off a few friends at the lake

To go take a crap/do #2/clean your colon/poop in the toilet/whatever other cliche term you want to call the expulsion of fecal matter out through your rear end as the final step of your body digesting the food you eat.
Oww, shit man it looks like I'm gonna miss part of the movie, 'cause I really need to go drop off a few friends at the lake!
by Mark H April 13, 2004
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drop a chad off at the pool

Jabroni 1: "Hey, wanna go to the pool real quick?"
Jabroni 2: "We don't have any swimsuits though."
Jabroni 1: "What? I just wanna drop a chad off at the pool."
by NumberOneJabroni June 19, 2017
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Drop a bomb in the communal

Take a dump in the communal toilet in backpacker hostels instead of your own private toilet
'Hey just heading out to drop a bomb in the communal I'll be back'
by Musicalbop June 4, 2018
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Drop-a-load & Hit-the-road

The action of taking a crap under someone's car tire and running away, hoping that they will run over it the next day.
"Dude, Liah & I did a Drop-a-load & Hit-the-road last night to our other neighbor's car!"

"Wow, did you get caught?"

"No, it was in the dark."
by Hmbsm21 May 14, 2009
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