This is when someone takes a large dump in form of a log/turd and as he/she flushes the toilet the log or turd, because of the large consistency, begins to speed down the toilet in an uncontrollably manner without any clear direction producing skid marks which stain the inner rimming of the toilet bowl.
"Man I'm so pissed off Eddie just came in and took a nasty ass dump and gave my toilet a tokyo drift bowl and now I have to clean all this shit up"
Chris- "Who just took a dump? Yo bro was it you???"
Danny- "Why do you ask?"
Chris- "Cause you left a mean ass Tokyo Drift Bowl."
Danny- "My bad bro, I know I shouldnt have ate that Jap food. "
Chris- "Who just took a dump? Yo bro was it you???"
Danny- "Why do you ask?"
Chris- "Cause you left a mean ass Tokyo Drift Bowl."
Danny- "My bad bro, I know I shouldnt have ate that Jap food. "
by Chinchan44 November 23, 2011
Get the Tokyo Drift Bowl mug.Originating from Switzerland it comes from a slang word used while playing online computer games. Used when a single member of one team kills all members of the opposing team. Also known as an "ace".
by Jonathan Schweiz August 28, 2008
Get the Dofty mug.The act of quickly following a paying driver through a toll station before the cross member falls thus blocking your otherwise mad escape OR tailgating someone very closely through an EZ Pass lane with the same intent. This tactic can also be employed with great success exiting parking decks.
Thanks to my toll drafting skills I save over $350 dollars in tolls this year while only being hit with 2 fines worth $60 and making good time the EZ Pass lane to boot.
by Tenacious Faulker January 22, 2009
Get the toll drafting mug.A drift car that has been used so many times and crashed so many times that pieces are missing and/or are hanging by zipties or tape
That drift pig is missing the rear bumper and front bumper but the sideskirts are hanging by zipties
by Mr. Black n White February 15, 2010
Get the Drift pig mug.Taking video of oneself masturbating then subsequently taking video of oneself masturbating to aforementioned video of oneself masturbating. Leveraging the droste effect similar to a hall of mirrors leading to an infinite loop of masturbating to video of onself masturbating to a video of oneself masturbating...
Haggs intelligently implemented drosterbation last weekend which in effect renders him trapped in an endless loop, I doubt he will be seen again.
Ghouds prefers drosterbation over women.
Mario somehow managed to impregnate himself via drosterbation .
Ghouds prefers drosterbation over women.
Mario somehow managed to impregnate himself via drosterbation .
by Ghouds November 9, 2019
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by this_is_not_the_target_market April 18, 2011
Get the saving a rough draft mug.An advanced form of the "spicey edit", the rough draft is a completely fabricated story made up to stir up some drama and entertain its audience.
Person 1: This morning, Lisa told me she was up all night because you were making such a racket upstairs.
Person 2: What! That is such a rough draft! I wasn't even home last night!
Person 2: What! That is such a rough draft! I wasn't even home last night!
by 313vagina March 5, 2009
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