dodo’s conundrum

When you have the means to do something but still can’t do it. A dodo bird has wings but could not fly. Some would also describe this as not understanding why you can’t achieve a particular goal.

Giuseppe: I have done all the homework and been listening in class and gone to tutoring but i still can’t seem to pass the class
Amy: Wow it sounds like you’re facing the dodo’s conundrum

by brosifer November 14, 2019

The Doodoo Leprechaun

The Doodoo Leprechaun is the reason why sometimes when you look down in the toilet, you have a green stool. When you are lucky enough to have green excrement, it means that you have been visited by the Doodoo Leprechaun and you will have good luck for a whole fortnight! The greener the poo, the luckier you'll do!

Guy #1: Man, I just had a shit, and it was GREEN! Is something wrong with me?

Guy #2: No, man. It was just the Doodoo Leprechaun!

Guy #1: SWEET! GOODLUCK FOR A FORTNIGHT----

by Justin Cow September 15, 2006

doodoo fly

A fly that surrounds poop within minutes after dropping it off in the rugged woods. Also, very noticeable from the greenish/blue shiny look on its back.

Note: It is big in size and slow in speed...ie. retarded!

Before I could find a few good leaves, here came those damn doodoo fly(s)!

by William P. January 6, 2008

gooseman dodo

1. noun: a book name in Shatin Pui Ying College

2. adjective: to describe a person or a book that is so lame, nonsense and gay. Or in other words, talking bull crap.

3. verb: someone or something is better than the other one, or get better rewards.

1: Gooseman Dodo is such a good book to read

2a: Wow, that drunk emo is such a gooseman dodo running after a firetruck like a sissy girl.

2b: That magazine is a gooseman dodo, it talks about just gay stuff.

3. Hey, Nigahiga is totally goosemaning the dodos than Peter Chao's.

by Valocko October 29, 2010

wake up and smell the doodoo

The term is used to define a person who is not in tune with reality. A person who is stuck in the world of make-believe.

A person who doesn't believe fat meat is greasy. A person who doesn't want to believe shit stinks.

A buddy of mine John is no longr cool with me because I made wake him wake up and smell the doodoo about the music business. He wanted to believe artists made more off of ablums than record companies.

Once reality kicked in, he hates my guts because his heart was filled with greed.

by dwayne May 11, 2004

Dodongos

Creatures that Link can't wait to bomb. It should be noted that they dislike smoke.

Link: I can't wait to bomb some Dodongos

by Memetic Man July 23, 2010

doodool tala

Persian, Literally means golden (talaa) penis (doodool)
usually used for baby boys by their parents n relatives...
doodool means kid's penis

- Hey dude, congrats... is it a girl or a boy?
- haha... it's a doodool tala

by ThatIranianDude November 27, 2013