dream catcher 

Underwear sleeping garments. Not limited to shorts, sweats or oversized t shirts.

Bro 1 "And interesting dreams last night? "
Bro 2 ".........Shoot. I can't remember. Hold on let me go look at my dream catcher. "
Bro 1 "Where you going?"
Bro 2 " laundry room."
Bro 1 " Dropping a load?"
Bro 2 "Maybe. But first I gotta see if I jizzed in my underwear. "
Bro 1 "Righteous."

dream catcher by jockstrap on June 25, 2014

Dream Catcher 

When a man keeps the condom he used when he lost his virginity, and hangs it from his review mirror.

See that right there, that’s my dream catcher,earned it early freshman year, been hangin’ and bangin’ since.

Dream Catcher by Chet Upnya July 12, 2018

Dream catcher 

something that takes away your nightmares in nightmares i guess.

“Dude i had this nightmare where you wanted to fuck me and you came out gay! it was horrible! and you cummed!”
“uh dude… that wasn’t a dream. you got… drunk.”
“were you wearing a condom atleast?”
“yeah..”
“okay. Maybe tonight i should use my dream catcher and hope it works.”

Dream catcher by chiknnuggies543 March 1, 2022

Dream Catcher Hands 

Blistered or calloused hands from making dream catchers.

That cherokee woman has dream catcher hands.

Dream Catcher Hands by SmallTownLez October 8, 2011

WET DREAM CATCHER 

A box of tissues that one keeps beside their bed in order to clean up any mess that is made from cumming. (either with a partner or alone)

"baby, that was great! Pass me one of those wet dream catchers off the nightstand to clean up this jizz"
"robert is so gross! he has a pile of crumpled wet dream catchers next to his bed"

WET DREAM CATCHER by Jana617 May 23, 2008

European dream catcher 

The act of placing a jar of pickles under ones bed to act as a dream catcher

-Holy shit man, I had the most fucked up dream last night. It involved nutmeg, raccoon droppings, and 17 dimes from Derek Jeter
-Not me, I havent had a dream in months since I got a European dream catcher from Target

European dream catcher by Frank4202 January 1, 2012

South Beach Dream Catcher 

Making a cone-shaped cup with your hands and placing it over your mouth in order to catch every drop of another mans semen.

That guy was such a cum whore he always used the South Beach Dream Catcher in order to not lose a drop.

South Beach Dream Catcher by Gun-Gun August 23, 2008