Dr.Phil

Dr.Phil is our lord and saviour.We should all pray to him every night

I’m going to pray to Dr.Phil, I hope he answers

by Flex tape guy November 20, 2018

dr.phil

someone who helps you kick your dead-beat,heroine-addict boyfriend out of the house, stop destructive decisions such as hitting your child or stop eating boxes of twinkies.

"He totally pulled a Dr.Phil on me & told me I needed to stop sleeping with my cousins"

by jaynya February 4, 2006

Dr Phil

Jerry Springer with a PhD (Piled Higher and Deeper).
Dr Phil's "patients" are just a richer white trash than Springer's.

Keep out of this asshole! Who the fuck do you think you are? Dr fucking Phil?

by Mike Mc Donald December 29, 2004

dr phil

A guy with a doctorates with an ability to pull advice out of his ass

"Please buy my new book,' More Advice puled out of my ass'" -Dr Phil

by cyberfreakct38 January 30, 2009

dr phil

A man who has become famous only because Oprah Winfrey see feminist or man hater gave him a show that airs after her's, because she became sick of seeing his ratty old face on her show every tuesday. The man dedicates entire weeks of his show to help people "lose weight" when the man looks as though he's never missed a meal in his life.

My friend asked me who that bald, dooshbaggin', redneck, wanna be shrink, who only became successful because Oprah's soccer mom army are to tired to change the channel after her show, was on T.V... and i replied !DR PHIL!

by drphil=redneck April 18, 2006

Dr Phil

an evil dictator bent on ruling the world

dr phil has a mustache just like adolph hitler and joseph stalin did

by thegreatcornholio January 16, 2008

dr phil

adj. to get all sensitive,all knowing, and preachy on someone you dont know

Dan totally Dr. Phil'd Cindy about her kids and she doesnt even have any! -

by B_easy January 19, 2005