Dowel Movement

This phrase describes the process of waking up with morning wood and needing to poop simultaneously which brings rise(no pun intended) to the anatomical issue of not being able go number two while still encumbered by crotch lumber. A man is therefore forced to quickly polish off the nocturnal chubby before soiling himself. This is when it pays to have a really good granny panty meditation as it may be quicker in eradicating a morning erection

Patient “I don’t know what it is doctor. I keep waking up with with a huge erection and gastric pain.”

Doctor; “Hmm interesting. When was your last dowel movement?”

by Travesty October 8, 2021

dirty dowell

A black man who finds himself attracted mainly to chinks. occcasionally attracted to ginks and black women who study often. A dirty dowell is also generally very tall.

You had better stay away from those asian girls nigga or your gonna go dirty dowell on our ass.

by couldbeacrackhead April 17, 2009

doing a dowell

Doing a dowell is the simple task of snapchatting a girl and getting no where with it. The subject is normally prone to asking about underwear colours.

Toby; Hey Scott, how's it going with Tate?
Scott; Not too good. Doing a dowell.
Toby; I feel for you man.

by CUNTMUFFIN February 12, 2014

Sanded Dowel

a dry handjob; to get your dowel sanded.

She did me dirty with the sanded dowel.

It caused immense pain when she sanded my dowel.

by blowingmaestro December 13, 2021

William Dowell

A typical name for a homosexual.

This homosexual should be named William Dowell.

by William Dowell July 11, 2018

cunt dowel

An old dirty tampon in the trash that takes on a brownish color. A cunt dowel.

My dog got into the trash and dragged all of my wifes cunt dowels into the living room.

by The Oddfather January 2, 2015

Dowell rod

Steven dowells penis

“Dude I think she wants the Dowell rod!”

by Dowell rod July 31, 2021