Douchette

The feminine version of a douchebag. An unintelligent bimbo with enough self confidence for two people. Some characteristics of a douchette include talking about oneself, taking hundreds of mirror photos for Facebook or Myspace, being slutty all the time, wearing Hollister or American Eagle, and inhaling furious amounts of dick.

See also: she-douche

"So she had me come over to look at pictures she took of herself wearing her new Aeropostale shirt."
"What a douchette."

b.
"Why is Jim's girlfriend always going around with puckered lips?"
"She's a douchette. Her face is frozen from sucking so much dick."

by MyArmIsAsleep August 11, 2009

Douchette

A feminine term for 'douche': A woman/girl who's annoying to you so much.

Adam: Sunny, stop being such a douchette, and get a life.
Sunny: Um, I wouldn't be talking, 'cause you got shit in your pants.
Adam: What?? *looks down pants with brown spot* Well, this is embarrassing....

by aversatilefella August 02, 2013

Douchette

Orgin of the word douche. Untrusting - character flawed - self centered - insecure woman, whom deflects inadequacy onto others.

Wearing high heels, mini skirt, and Cleveage exposed during my grand mother’s 79 th birthday was a DOUCHETTE move to attract attention by your Girl Friend.

by Kingk530 May 05, 2018

Douchette

A gril version of a douchebag, know to show off about their money and are hoplessly stupid when it comes to the easiest stuff, no to mention, they tan, drink too much, and get beat up later.

Girls like Snooki, or the women from the stupid wives tv shows that act like douchettes

by MoronMan22 June 25, 2011

Douchette

Female douche bag (complement to male douche bag)

Female athletes that act like guys, and give each other high fives and slap each other on the ass

by Mike, Adam, and Matt March 24, 2005

douchett

A female version of a douchebag. Someone who is no longer a bitch but hasn't yet evolved to a cunt level. douchebag

I have known her for years. She always been a bitch but recently she has become a real douchett.

by Merav June 15, 2008

attraction to douchettes

a hot boys attraction to a preppy, good-girl, Abrecrombie-wearing girl who gets into boys heads that makes them wear sweaters and turn into chicks with dicks.

"that boy has just an attraction to douchettes, i bet his penis got smaller just looking at her"

by hellzyaimasexybitch October 10, 2009