Douchecano

From Douche and Volcano.

A particularly dangerous form of erupting douche that can go off without warning and expose innocent people for miles around to unsafe levels of douchery.

Oh man that guy on the train was such a fucktard , he managed to piss off everyone in the carriage, what a Douchecano

by The Mechanical Turk March 15, 2011

EX-DOUCHEBAND

A man you married because you loved him and thought he loved you back. Until he suffered a mid-life crisis and met someone cuter, skinnier, richer or hornier and decides to dump you off in another state without support, cuts off your alimony and sleeps with your best friend on the down low.

Sophia "Hey girl, why you lookin so depressed the last few months? Come out dancinggg with us!!"

Heather "OMG Sophie, IDK..I wish I could afford it, but working these 3 jobs has got me exhausted..."

Sophia "Girrrrl....this is all cause of your EX-DOUCHEBAND Remind me never to get married..."

by ChristyLeeHughes August 14, 2010

Douchebig

A variation of pronouncing the word douchebag (or a speech impediment) used in the new Adult Swim cartoon series "Dethklok Metalocalypse" by the band's dummer Pickles.

Band member 1: What is this place?
Band member 2: I think its a food library...
Pickles: It's a supermarket you douchebigs!

by LemonDemon August 24, 2006

douchecanoe

A person that is so douchey, said douchey-ness travels cross bodies of water.

Check out that douchecanoe... I bet they can see his Ed Hardy shorts from hawaii.

by donkitat November 2, 2010

doucheband

A tribal-esque tattoo on the bicep of a male douchebag

Did you see the doucheband on that guy with the sleeveless tshirt? What is this, 1998?

by douchebaghata August 19, 2009

DoucheKnuckle

An individual who consistantly acts like an asshole, always causing problems and on top of that, is an absolute knucklehead.

Wow that guy at the bar may be the biggest doucheknuckle ever.

by Tmizzie October 22, 2008

Lord Doucheington

It's a douchebag, but with status and/or money.
A Lady Doucheington may also exist.

Robert Novak prefers to be addressed as Lord Doucheington

by Jackson B. March 15, 2007