1) Your garden variety douchebag that is shorter and has hairier feet than your average man.
2) A Dungeons and Dragons nerd type douchebag.
2) A Dungeons and Dragons nerd type douchebag.
by Joey Bagodonuts July 24, 2009
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by Lil' C Wild Card May 4, 2010
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shut the fuck up, douchebox.
by phore-twunny July 17, 2005
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see: Joe Scarborough
by Don Barno June 3, 2009
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Bradley Cooper has perfected the doucheboat role in Wedding Crashers, He’s Just Not That Into You, and The Hangover, but when it comes to TV, Josh Hopkins’ work on Cougar Town and Brothers & Sisters is the gold standard.
by Cactus228 July 8, 2010
Get the Doucheboat mug.A douche-helm is a leader in douchebaggery. This person personifies everything douche to the extent that just being around said person will make you a douchebag.
A douchehelm will sometimes gain control of an audience and hypnotize by presence alone. Everyone will quiet down and listen to his every word as if he was a great leader yet there's this lingering itch in the back of your mind wondering why the hell everyone is listening to this douchebag.
A douchehelm will sometimes gain control of an audience and hypnotize by presence alone. Everyone will quiet down and listen to his every word as if he was a great leader yet there's this lingering itch in the back of your mind wondering why the hell everyone is listening to this douchebag.
Dr.Phil, Kanye West, Ryan Seacrest
"Ever since that douchehelm showed up the entire team turned into major nancy boy cunts."
"If you see a douchehelm, run the fuck away as fast as you can before he infects you with gay."
"Ever since that douchehelm showed up the entire team turned into major nancy boy cunts."
"If you see a douchehelm, run the fuck away as fast as you can before he infects you with gay."
by NBCCbitch November 5, 2009
Get the douchehelm mug.Is more than a simple douchebag, he is so well defined as a douche, he gets a box with 6 perfectly aligned sides to perfectly fit, and define, the area that is his douche being.
Facial skin is legitimately ashamed to be carbon related to his being and has given up trying to keep up appearances, and you can honestly hear the 200mph tornado of wind tunnel that exists between his left and right ears.
Exhibits the look of utter cluelessness, open mouth breathing, blank stare, comatose, ignorant, drunk, empty, drained, shit filled, long range stare in his face.
Facial skin is legitimately ashamed to be carbon related to his being and has given up trying to keep up appearances, and you can honestly hear the 200mph tornado of wind tunnel that exists between his left and right ears.
Exhibits the look of utter cluelessness, open mouth breathing, blank stare, comatose, ignorant, drunk, empty, drained, shit filled, long range stare in his face.
Order of precedence: Douche, Douchebag, King of Douchebaggary, Douchebox.
He's more than just a douche. More than the King of Douchebaggary, he's a freakin' Douchebox!
Where is that douchebox?
Hey! You! Douchebox! Stop breathing! You're stealing my oxygen!
He's more than just a douche. More than the King of Douchebaggary, he's a freakin' Douchebox!
Where is that douchebox?
Hey! You! Douchebox! Stop breathing! You're stealing my oxygen!
by another douche July 9, 2012
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