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Douchecock

The term used to express great angst against a person or thing that has wronged you in some way, usually some asshole who takes pleasure in pissing people off, like Trolls.
Facebook is being such a douchecock to me...just because i show a little bit of my boob doesn't mean they have to fuz it out.
by brofist42 August 28, 2012
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Sir Alfred Douchecock

A douche cock to the highest degree. Fucking can be used in between Alfred and Douchecock for a stronger effect.
#1: "What the fuck did you do to my car man?!?!"
#2: "I threw a hammer at the door."
#1: "Thanks a lot Sir Alfred Douchecock!
by Scrotz McGoatz January 4, 2011
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