Douchecock

The highest form of douchebachery.

An upgraded insult of the simplistic and overused term douchbag.

Man: Hey, remember that kid at the party that was hitting on all our taken lady friends and making everyone feel uncomfortable?

Dude: Yeah, that guy was a total douchecock.

by The dude from another dude December 2, 2010

Sir Alfred Douchecock

A douche cock to the highest degree. Fucking can be used in between Alfred and Douchecock for a stronger effect.

#1: "What the fuck did you do to my car man?!?!"
#2: "I threw a hammer at the door."
#1: "Thanks a lot Sir Alfred Douchecock!

by Scrotz McGoatz January 4, 2011