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douchelips

a stunned cunt who talks shit
megswiese was being a douchelips towards jackie
by Gemini Nine April 20, 2007
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Douchenipple

A douche whose personality specifically correlates with the wearing of tanktops that are prone to nipple-slips.
Because Spencer's friends were late, he thought: "Wow. They are some grade A douchenipples."
by moneyteam81 August 1, 2012
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douchelips

a girl whom needs her teeth punched in for talking shit
dude! I hate that douchelips meghan! she's always starting shit with jackie
by Gemini nine April 21, 2007
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douchepipe

n. Literally, the hollow, slender tube of a douche that is partially inserted into a woman's vagina while douching.

In the modern vernacular, a derogatory term descriptive of a disagreeable person whose personality is such that to tie it with the related epithet douchebag is not sufficiently insulting or abraisive.
Gary didn't fill up the gas tank when he returned my car. Not only that, but he took my spare tire! That douchepipe is crazy if he thinks he can borrow my ride again!
by Kevin Howlett January 24, 2004
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douchetination

Which bar should we hit? Fuck that place; it's crawling with shiny Repugs. I can't stomach a douchetination right now. Let's go somewhere else.
by anipalcraig April 30, 2011
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douchetopia

This egocentric wonderland is a museum of six-packs, bulging biceps, boobs, ass, oversized televisions, cars, girlfriends, boyfriends, one night stands, houses, and all together a series of "I'm better than you" road signs. The signs are often strangely appealing and offensive at the same time. Beware of douchetop it's a path of greatly inflated self-worth and a precocious ability to be unaware of other people's problems. While these things on the surface seem appealing... It often results in the person not being cool after all. The douchebag's greatest desire from the start.
Pedro "hey harry want to hit the gym later?"

Harry "Nah man, that place is a total douchetopia."
by Liqa Madiqa December 27, 2011
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douchewipe

A manwhore who can't keep his hands off of other girls and flirts with everything and anything with a vagina.
When Nathan and Melissa had a grope-fest on Nick's couch, we realized what a douchewipe Nathan really is
by awkwardturtle6969 November 2, 2013
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