a giant group of assholes, generally flaming one person for posting something stupid on a forum. long after the thread should have died
by cmz II January 07, 2008
doosh kuh-noo
noun, adjective
1. one who is incredibly annoying, a pest
2. a foolish or stupid person, kaiser
3. an inconsiderate and selfish person
noun, adjective
1. one who is incredibly annoying, a pest
2. a foolish or stupid person, kaiser
3. an inconsiderate and selfish person
- He was a complete douche canoe for not picking up the check on your birthday!
- Those guys at the party were acting like huge douche canoes!
- Those guys at the party were acting like huge douche canoes!
by ditystotsgosser July 15, 2011
by _moosedrool_ May 13, 2023
Someone who is such a douchebag that they qualify for a higher level of douchebag. However, they typically aren't aware of their douche status and most don't tell them either. Guys like this are typically named Taylor or Bryce and girls like this are typically named Jessica or Stephanie.
"Hey have you met my buddy Taylor yet?"
"Yeah he's a douche."
"That's where you're wrong, he's a douche canoe."
"Yeah he's a douche."
"That's where you're wrong, he's a douche canoe."
by large barges July 15, 2020
by bob h boberson April 21, 2008
a giant group of assholes, generally flaming one person for posting something stupid on a forum. long after the thread should have died.
the culmination of a group of douche rockets, possibly practicing douche rocketry.
the culmination of a group of douche rockets, possibly practicing douche rocketry.
by cmz II January 07, 2008
Douche: object for cleaning a womans vagina.
Canoe: Small boat.
Douche Canoe: Small boat full of douches. OR! A person who should be insulted in a vulgar, yet confusing way.
Canoe: Small boat.
Douche Canoe: Small boat full of douches. OR! A person who should be insulted in a vulgar, yet confusing way.
Person 1: Dude, you ate my last Twinkie! You douche canoe!
Person 2: Huh? What did you just call me...?
Person 2: Huh? What did you just call me...?
by Amroc January 14, 2008