douché

When someone one-ups you in a clever, albeit douchey way.
Pronounced like touché.

Person 1: <overlong speech, monologue, etc.>
Person 2: Nice one-man, four-act play, guy.
Person 1: Douché!

by ArtsyMcShitshimself March 14, 2008

douché

Interjection.

Similiar to touché, but used to the opposite effect. Douché is used to acknowledge an unintelligent or otherwise douchey remark, especially when speaker´s reply is intended to be clever or witty.

- "How's your sex life? Shitty i assume? Today i boned a chick or two. What'd you do?"

- "I went to the hardware store to buy a bone-hammer."

- "oh yeah? Isn't that like a pelvic replacement that allows you to use this bone-hammer as a metaphorical arm that hammers your bone into a chick because your hips haven't enough thrust power, you little shit?"

- "Douché."

by linguamecca September 09, 2011

douché

To be used like "touché" but instead of proving a point it is when someone does something that a douche bag would do

Sean "Was he wearing a wife-beater?"

Tim "No, an Ed Hardy tee"

Sean "Ahh douché"

by beatjunkie604 July 28, 2009

douché

French word for shower

Je me douché.

(I shower myself)

by DrkLtsJggl June 26, 2004

douché

Used in the same manner as touché, douché is used when a bro is coming at ya but being a douchebag about it, especially when making a personal jab at you.

Levi: Hey guy, saw you got laid last night, nice job!
Patrick: Oh thanks man, it's been long enough!
Levi: Yeah, too bad she was a porker.

Patrick: Ahh, douché!

by paddywhacks July 24, 2014

douché

The opposite of "touché". A retort when someone misses the point entirely.

"I always vote for the incumbent party, because then my vote has greater chance of making a difference."

"douché!"

by httpdouchebagger September 16, 2008

douché

(pronounced like "touché") a word that is said if you are around a douche and they say something douche-y.

Dude, wanna go play some LAX and then smoke some herb?" "Douché!

by umbumboy September 20, 2010