doucherocket

A douchebag who is so chock full of douchebaggery that it propels them into a new dimension of horrible behaviour and unbelievable stupidity.

"That guy won't stop yelling about the girls who won't sleep with him and the intellectuals who won't listen to him. What a doucherocket!"

by jumblebox May 1, 2008

republican douchery

when any member of the GOP says or does something racist, classist, misogynistic, discriminatory, bigoted, unlawful, nonsensical or generally stupid and insensitive.

The government shutdown is the latest great example of modern republican douchery.

by LuvNugger October 3, 2013

Doucher

When calling someone a douche or even a douche bag won't suffice. A doucher is a further insult since that person is not simply the douche or the douche bag but the one who douches.

Yeah, that guy's a total doucher.

by kiwi-man August 18, 2009

douchery

To engage in the actions of a douche (or douche bag).

I cannot abide Dan's douchery.

by Jonnyguano September 13, 2005

douchercism

A ceremony, akin to an exorcism, that removes the "douche" from a douche bag.

God, she has terrible taste in men, did you see her new boyfriend? He totally needs a douchercism.

by emotional crack August 22, 2009

Douchergheist

(Noun) A spirit that embodies pure douche like behavior that can possess one or more people in an administrative setting.

"Gayrod used to be cool but he got possessed by the douchergheist and now is a complete tool."

by SaxeGotha June 26, 2014

greg doucette

Some one who has beaten a world record in powerlifting. Can also be the author of a cookbook.

Did you see John bench 550 at Nationals? He pulled a Greg Doucette for sure!

by tiawc December 1, 2020