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doubledeep

Brown people who work off commission at stores like Futureshop and A&B sound - instead of helping out one customer at a time - they will bounce from customer to customer trying to maximize their profit. Hence 'Double'-deep.
"Fuck, Gurpreet is such a doubledeep, he totally jacked my sale".

"Rahul needs to learn to stick to one customer at a time, that dude is such a doubledeep".
by Mike D June 20, 2006
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Doblerize

In "Say Anything," the hero, Lloyd Dobler, confronts a friend who is drunk and being difficult. Dobler gets in his face and shouts "You. Must. Chill!" So to Doblerize is to tell somebody (possibly yourself) to calm down and step away from the ugly bag.
by Buffista October 28, 2003
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Portland Doubledriver

This sexual act is a combination of the Portland Piledriver & the Portland Assdriver.

It begins by positioning a chick with has her ass straight up in the air with only the back of her head and neck touching the floor. She can be held in position by a couch or small table. A more flexible & talented ho can use the back of her arms and elbows to get her ass in the right position.

A dude then stands over the chick, spits on her pussy, aims his cock straight down with his right hand, and drives it with much force into her cunt. Then the cock is completely pulled out. He then her spits on her butthole, aims his cock straight down again, and drives it into her ass. This process is repeated back and forth from ass to cunt.
She was so drink last I got away with the Portland Doubledriver. She almost had one hole when I was done!
by uojr October 13, 2004
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doublefriend

Used in place of 'girlfriend' when the male in question is emotionally immature, and unable to wrap their brain around being in a relationship.
Girlfriend: *something that suggests her role as a girlfriend*
Boyfriend: "Oh yeah! You're like my doublefriend."
by unicornwishes March 18, 2018
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doubledecker

When 2 friends upperdecker someone's toilet at the same time.
Justin: Mccaf is such a dick, I'm going to upperdecker his toilet.
Taylor: Dude, me too, let's doubledecker him.
by coldpockets May 14, 2005
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doublewide

double size ez-wide papers.
used for rolling humongous ass joints.
"yo lemme get them ezwides... nah not the silver joints... gimmie the brown ones... yeah, the doublewides"
by joe dutch August 19, 2004
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Mind Doublewide

In the mini series Sherlock the character by the same name referred to his mind as a castle. a castle that he would figuratively travel through. Each room was filled with knowledge that he had stored away for him to easily relocate in a time of need.

A Mind Doublewide is the poor white trash version of that. It is a repository of usless information mainly comprised of Pro Wrestling knowledge, 1980's action movie quotes, blist actor names, ways to work over the government, and dead cats. lots of dead cats.
"how are you able to quote this movie dude? Who has even seen this man!?"

"Didn't have much to do back at the trailer park, buddy. Its all in this Mind Doublewide."
by Dr.FranknMr.Stein January 14, 2020
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