Doubloon

When you accidentally french kiss your mom.

I blew into her mouth as a joke and doublooned her.

by als;dkhf;oawiehgb November 19, 2020

doublebooked

A term used by someone to get out of a commitment at the last minute due to ignorance, lack of communication or being strong-armed by another individual. People who use doublebooked as an excuse for such an act usually try to lay blame on anyone but themselves, such as a family member or friend, instead of taking responsibility for their disappointing behavior.

He told the group of friends that we was doublebooked two days before the concert, even though it had been planned for nearly a year.

by jwbst21 July 8, 2016

doubloon

1. The official currency of pirates. Almost always made of pure gold, but occasionally of silver as well. All have some form of the Jolly Roger struck on one side. The majority of pirate booty is gold doubloons.

2. In the United States, Sacajawea or Presidential dollar coins, especially new, shiny ones.

Pirate 1: Y'arr, what be yer share of the booty, matey?
Pirate 2: Eighty-five gold doubloons! ARRRGH!
Pirate 1: We'd best be gettin' to the tavern, then, there's a lot of wenching and drinking to do!
Pirate 2: Y'ARRRRRR!

Bob: I had to use a 20 in the ticket machine on the subway. Fuckin' thing gave me 18 doubloons for change.

by Capt. Jack Daniels March 17, 2009

Doubloons

1. A coin worth two Spanish Reals, can be broken into pieces of eight, which are each worth a quarter real.

2. A two dollar bill

3. A pair of tits.

Baby, I'm finna stick this green ass doubloon in your chrissy, then lick those silly cone doubloons of yours, I'm feeling double the amount of loony tunes tonight tricken ass thot.

by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019

doublegoodbye

A doublegoodbye is when you have to say goodbye to someone once, then for some reason, go back (to pick up something or say something) and say goodbye again. This was used by Larry David in Curb Your Enthusiasm.

"I'm not gonna go do a doublegoodbye! I already said bye once!"

by Howie Mantel August 12, 2006

Doublemint

1. A short or small person who thinks they're cool, and say they can beat you up. Usually a prep or gangsta. If confronted by one, do not attempt to fight, as he will sick his band of mental lackeys to pummel the fuck out of you.

That fucking doublemint Scotty said he was going to beat me up yesterday. What does he think he's gonna do, punch me in the knees?

by Alex October 19, 2004

doubledone

A situation in which one is done.......twice.
Can go on as events continue to unfold that are not in your favor, (i.e. tripledone, quaddone, and pentadone).

Guy 1: Dude! Did you see Jenny shes passed out!
Guy 2: I know.....and her dad just called...caught her sneaking out.
Guy 1: She's doubledone!

by Laozi July 24, 2009