The act of taking a wet, crusty, pain in the ass to wipe shit ( so bad that your ass bleeds ). Upon finishing the tough task of wiping you suddenly realize you have to drop another. This second shit causes more bleeding. During the wiping of this shit the pain is unbearable and you wipe more blood then shit.
Opposite of the perfect poop
Opposite of the perfect poop
by COTT PETERSON March 05, 2005
the instance where two people make eye contact, look away, then look back at each other at the same time, making it very awkward for the two
by iCoinedThat1199 December 16, 2009
Person A says they saw that person B was somewhere or did something. Person B does a double-take because they know they didn't tell Person A about that. Then Person A reveals they saw the information on facebook.
by MamaRen May 02, 2010
Flipping past a channel with something bizarre or interesting on it, then flipping back to it to see if you really saw what you thought you did.
I was channel surfing the other day when I caught a glimpse of a two headed mule. I had to do a TV double take.
by Bnull March 05, 2007
The Vegan cinnamon roll picture that Cullen Snapped Autumn looked so delicious, she did a virtual double-take.
by CJMarchesano July 06, 2017
(v.) The act of seeing something unbelievably disturbing and/or awesome on a youtube video (sometimes passing by too quickly to see clearly) and immediately rewinding to watch it again.
John did a youtube double take when he saw the newscaster get hit by a car.
Dude: Whoa! Were those jiggly boobs? *Backs video up a few seconds to watch again
Dude: Whoa! Were those jiggly boobs? *Backs video up a few seconds to watch again
by Jimmy McJimmers September 18, 2012
Flipping past a channel with something bizarre or interesting on it, then flipping back to it to see if you really saw what you thought you did.
by Bnull March 03, 2007