double take

The act of taking a wet, crusty, pain in the ass to wipe shit ( so bad that your ass bleeds ). Upon finishing the tough task of wiping you suddenly realize you have to drop another. This second shit causes more bleeding. During the wiping of this shit the pain is unbearable and you wipe more blood then shit.
Opposite of the perfect poop

Now thats a sick bastard!!

by COTT PETERSON March 4, 2005

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awkward double take

the instance where two people make eye contact, look away, then look back at each other at the same time, making it very awkward for the two

I had an awkward double take with that chick across the room.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 15, 2009

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facebook double-take

Person A says they saw that person B was somewhere or did something. Person B does a double-take because they know they didn't tell Person A about that. Then Person A reveals they saw the information on facebook.

"Joe Blow said something about me being at that party, and I did a facebook double-take!"

by MamaRen May 1, 2010

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TV Double Take

Flipping past a channel with something bizarre or interesting on it, then flipping back to it to see if you really saw what you thought you did.

I was channel surfing the other day when I caught a glimpse of a two headed mule. I had to do a TV double take.

by Bnull December 14, 2008

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Youtube double take

(v.) The act of seeing something unbelievably disturbing and/or awesome on a youtube video (sometimes passing by too quickly to see clearly) and immediately rewinding to watch it again.

John did a youtube double take when he saw the newscaster get hit by a car.

Dude: Whoa! Were those jiggly boobs? *Backs video up a few seconds to watch again

by Jimmy McJimmers September 18, 2012

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