dotnose

One of the most hilarious (and apparently more offensive to African Americans than nigger.) Heard first on The Sarah Silverman Program.

Random guy: Excuse me, sir, but you have a dot on your nose.
Steve: What are we, in third grade? I'm not gonna look!
Random guy: No, really, you have a actual dot on your nose.
Steve: You...Are...an idiot!
Random guy: You know, you don't have to be a jerk. I was just trying to help. YOU HAVE A DOT ON YOUR NOSE, DICK!
Brian: This is a total dotnose scenario!
Radom guy: I guess it is. I mean, it's a classic dotnose situation. I don't see how it could get any more dotnose than this.

by Dotnosedchick January 20, 2011

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dot nose

extremely obvious, incredibly apparent.

Steve: Can you help me? I can't find the definition of this word.
Brian: That's sounds like a very dot nose situation to me.
Stev: What?
Brian: Oh, I'm just saying that it's extremely obvious what you should do if you can't find the definition of a word.

by Harry W. December 17, 2008

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Dot-Nose

When something is really obvious, and one person doesn't get it.

Ughh why won't she leave, she's totally being a dot-nose.

by PeaCon December 17, 2008

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Dot-nose

Originally from the Sarah Silverman program. Said when something is so obvious that it's right in front of them but they still won't get it... Derived from when Steve had a dot on his nose and he didn't notice it

You have a dot on your nose. You cant get any more dot-nose than that!

by Anonymous234525663 December 17, 2008

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Dognose

Leaving an imprint of a penis head on any item or person; Grease marks left by only a penis head; The shape of a penis head when pressed on the glass; After intercourse leaving an imprint from vaginal lube on an person or item.

Example 1:

Darryl left a dognose on the that mean woman's car window.

Example 2:

John dognosed that hookers cheek.

by oaks420247 March 30, 2011

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