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dork

1. a whale penis
2. an individual who is keenly interested in and good at mathematics, science, and technology, and applies mathematical and scientific principles to everyday occurrences, while at the same time being loveable and very personable, often having many friends due to wittiness, often loves video games. Not to be confused with nerd or geek or dweeb.
1. The blue whale's dork is the world's largest sexual organ.
2. Dork: Wow, that light bulb that's flickering in a seemingly random fashion is actually occurring as such due to a capacitance built up on one side of the tungsten filament until it discharges sending electrical flow through the tungsten, causing photonic emission through heated excitation, which then dissipates as you get farther from the light bulb according to inverse square law.
Girlfriend who is also a dork: You're right, you dork. Shut up and kiss me. You're so cute
by Bmedork January 4, 2004
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dork

another name for- dick, penis, pecker
When I was young, I played with my dork!

Used this way in film "Heavy Metal" 1981
by samiam6977 January 17, 2009
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dork

A dork in good terms is a good looking person who does something silly, crazy or just damn funny. Normaly said by a girl to a guy.
Bad terms just another word for nerd or social outcast.
1) Nick: ima go swimming once the ice unfreezes
Jess: Your such a dork! =)
2) Get out of here Dork go read a comic book!
by NaF Jr December 9, 2008
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dork

when somone is funny or is sort of geeky.
your so funny you dork.
by alexa thomas May 13, 2005
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dork

He has a huge dork.
by Anon78 October 28, 2013
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dork

A closet nerd. A nerd, who appears and acts normal under most circumstances.
Wow, I never knew he was such a dork!
by Spiffyjr May 2, 2004
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dork

1.(n) a derogatory term of affection used to address a friend or acquaintance who you think is being silly.
Cassandra started to mumble frequently so she was given a Red Swingline stapler and put her in the room with the rest of the company dorks.

Being a dork is a qualification for the tri-delta sorority.
by Tom March 4, 2004
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