COD: Call of Doody

The sudden urge to take a shit right in the middle of a game of Call of Duty. It usually hits the gamer with around seven minutes remaining in the game. Any true gamer will fight through the pain and play the rest of the game, nearly shitting his pants.

V.J. had a 7 kill streak with around seven minutes left in the game. However, the Veja found an alternative. His buddy, Channon gave him the focker to plug his brown eye up. Thus, taking care of "the COD: Call of Doody."

by GetUpOffOfThatThang January 17, 2011

good times doody

When you take a big dump and the head of the doody is above the water, in reference to the Good Times theme song lyric, "Keeping your head above water."

After last night's buffet bar, I left a Good Times Doody in the toilet.

by Dave Bennett Wilmington, DE May 14, 2019

call of doody

the pain of needing to drop a deuce

I was in class when the call of doody came over me

by gagggs7 February 19, 2009

Doody Bomb

A bowel movement that is evacuated with such force that it his the bottom of the bowl and splashes water up against your baskside.

"Man, that doody bomb was like crapping out a watermelon."

by creedmoor October 13, 2004

does howdy doody have wooden balls

A phrase used to express the answer is yes.

You wanna get high man?

Does Howdy Doody have wooden Balls man?

by Walletto January 11, 2012

Doody-free

A self-inflicted state of constipation, usually caused by embarrassment.

1) Since Rose moved in with her boyfriend, she’s been doody-free.
2) Sydney took one look at the communal bathroom in the dorm and has been doody-free since.

by Koumba July 28, 2018

Call of Doody

When you're on a mission to take a shit so big it could be considered a WMD.

"Hang on guys, I'm just gonna leave the lobby for a couple minutes, I'm feeling the Call of Doody, if you know what I'm saying"

by homieijustfuckedyomomma March 30, 2015