douschism

Adjective, the art of being a dousche. Sucking at life, and thinking you are awesome simultaneously.

"Let's watch tool academy on VH1 and make fun of their extreme douschism."
"Yea, they really suck at life."

by Tstylez January 30, 2009

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Curroded douscher

A curroded douscher Is typically a dousche-Bag but just more doushier, making it a curroded douscher.

The guy I went out with yesterday was only talking about him and was so rude. He was such a curroded douscher.

by Yurii August 14, 2011

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Any Subaru model with a "WRX" logo on the back. Can usually be seen being driven by some dousche bag aged between 16 to 25 wearing a gold chain, a FUBU or AF tee shirt and an obnoxious hat with a straight brim. The car usually has some kind of horrible exhaust modification that makes it sound similar to the helicopter noises a toddler would make. The loud ass stereo is most definitely more valuable than the car and usually plays some kind of mumble rap even though the driver is quite pigmentally challenged. Most of the time the car can be easily obscured from view due to a massive cloud of vapour enveloping it. This cloud is likely caused by the fake electric cigarette hanging from the drivers mouth, a failed head gasket or both. One should avoid close proximity to these vehicles in traffic due to the drivers complete inability to drive sensibly.

Watch out for that Douschebagaru, the shithead driving it is a complete Muppet.

by Methodical December 25, 2018

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dousch baggins

Anyone who is a friend, that is often made fun of, but not in a hateful way... basically they are said to be part dildo, part doush bag, and part bilbo baggins from lord of the rings...

The great Brandon Lowry was the first person to be referred to as the "dousch baggins"... His nickname will live on in infamy as the greatest dousch baggins of all time...

by D-rek Diggler February 16, 2008

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douschebag

!. a word used to describe an individual of the male gender who by all outward appearances, tries way too hard either to be cool or to exhibit a particular stereotype, or tries to use a certain hooby to make themselves more attractive to women but does not make any money off of said activity. This includes but is not limited to, bleached hair, surfer hair, tattos, muscle cars, lifted trucks, facial piercings, frequent lies, chest bumping, cock waving,fauhawks, muscle flexing, expensive sunglasses, european cars, Sports jersies, single color outfits, sports apparel, cowboy hats, trucker hats, black eyeliner, bangs covering half the face, tight pants on guys with no ass, skateboarding and sagging.

Friend: hey whats up with that carrie chick?

Me: she's dating some douschebag who cant decide if hes a redneck or a gangsta.

by sonofturbo October 7, 2009

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