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Doorkeeper

A Doorkeeper is the person or entity that the Seeker will encounter at the entrance to the Spirit Realm. They guide Spiritual Initiates into (and back from) the Spirit world. They help the Initiate to prepare for the journey through the door. They also assist the Initiate with safely returning from the Spirit World.
The Doorkeeper will appear when the Seeker is ready to pass through the door and into the Spirit World for Guidance. The Doorkeeper will show the Seeker the location of the door. Is is then up to the Seeker to pass through it. No one call tell you what is on the other side of the door. This you will need to experience for yourself to understand your Purpose here.
by Truth Seeker By Night October 13, 2020
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hand dooker

Basically a hand job as used as a last resort or as barter or trade.
When she won't have sex with you or give your oral pleasure you could at least settle for a "hand dooker" not that great but at it's better than nothing usually preformed with no lube but not always. Hand dooker may also be used to bribe a friend.
Friend: What happened with you and Julie?

"She said no sex on the first date so I settled for a hand dooker instead

" I'll trade you a hand dooker for some of those cool ranch Doritos".
by DJBELLTOWER June 4, 2014
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back doorer

A person that leaves a party without saying good bye
"I was looking for you at the party but figured you'd left already, you're such a back doorer"
by A Dog 101 April 23, 2014
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Molly Dooker

A left hander
user of the left hand as a preference
by Lester J February 19, 2008
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Phantom dooker

A larger poo teasing your pants by poking in and out of your anus almost touching cotton but dashing back in the second its presence is felt leaving nothing but its rancid odor left from is warm depths, where it can cling to all fabrics and smell for about 2 severe minutes.
Usually the preamble to a very large poo mostly within an hour.
If missed can lead to constipation.
Danny: man those tacos, cheetos, munchos with a coke...and a lot of water was good.
Jeff: yeah man
Danny: yeah wow i think i pooped my pants
Jeff: o man whats that nasty smell
Danny: i dont know man gimme a napikin
Jeff: ok
Dannt: naa dude it was just the Phantom Dooker
Jeff: o dang we need to get you to a hospital soon; th Pootrain will pull into Pants Station
by DMAC4 April 19, 2009
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Upper Dorker Door Dumper

This is a combination of the Upper Decker and the Door Dumper, with a twist.

You find the dorky friend of your adversary, stuff him in a garbage can, take a shit on him, fill the can with water, lean it against your adversaries’ door, knock and walk away. When he opens the door, he is flooded by the smelly water and his shit-covered friend.
That guy is such an asshole, I’m going to find his dorky friend and give him an Upper Dorker Door Dumper!
by Salt Creek Camping Crew October 16, 2013
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dookers

Gladys: "Shall we go for a bracing in swim in this beautiful crystal-blue lake? It would be splendidly invigorating."

Humphrey: "My apologies, for I have forgotten my dookers and regrettably am reluctant to expose my bollocks to all and sundry."
by mountainhippo March 27, 2013
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