Dookieye

The process of removing your contact lenses after taking a shit.

I should have taken out my contacts BEFORE taking a shit. Now I have dookieye.

by Max Dickson September 23, 2016

dookee

Stuff that is expelled from your booty. Usually stinks, and can be green, red, and even yellow, but is usually brown or black.

Where's the closest restroom? I gotta take a dookee!

by Brawlmaster4 July 22, 2009

dookeemia

a succession of repetitious explosive diarrhea. In most cases the abnormal frequency and fluidity of the fecal evacuations is so intense that one is forced into bathroom seclusion for hours. Often the infected will be completely naked with their head resting on a clothes hamper strategically placed in front of them.

from slang dookee meaning feces or stool, with suffix mia or -emia meaning a medical condition of

Tom suffered from dookeemia after eating at a shady ethnic restaurant.

Heather has been missing for a while now. Do you think she is stuck in the bathroom with dookeemia?

by neko_sama_dama February 4, 2010

Donkeyed

To bamboozle swindle or outright take someones ankles.

OMG, THAT GUY GOT DONKEYED SO HARD

by Aaron123580 July 2, 2021

dookeysquirt

A long way of telling someone youve gotta drop some doodoo.

Hey man after we get finished droppin' dem logs off we gotta make a bathroom break cause im gone dookeysquirt all over d place.

by ren.walker1 January 26, 2014

Donkeyed

Donkeyed
Donkey(ed)
Adjective
How you feel after drinking too much alcohol .

Last night was fun, but I'm feeling super donkeyed today!!
Yo! I haven't felt this donkeyed in years!

by Raelito April 15, 2020

Dookey Trail

The resulting brown soft-serve trail of excrement when people with leaky assholes can't make it to the bathroom in time.

Old ladies that don't make it into the bi-lo bathroom in time leave a dookey trail so that you know where to start and stop cleaning.

by Hazencruz January 24, 2011