dooker

poop or the action of taking a poop

i have to take a dooker

by nate August 27, 2003

dookeysquirt

A long way of telling someone youve gotta drop some doodoo.

Hey man after we get finished droppin' dem logs off we gotta make a bathroom break cause im gone dookeysquirt all over d place.

by ren.walker1 January 26, 2014

hand dooker

Basically a hand job as used as a last resort or as barter or trade.
When she won't have sex with you or give your oral pleasure you could at least settle for a "hand dooker" not that great but at it's better than nothing usually preformed with no lube but not always. Hand dooker may also be used to bribe a friend.

Friend: What happened with you and Julie?

"She said no sex on the first date so I settled for a hand dooker instead

" I'll trade you a hand dooker for some of those cool ranch Doritos".

by DJBELLTOWER June 4, 2014

Molly Dooker

A left hander
user of the left hand as a preference

The batsman was a molly dooker

by Lester J February 19, 2008

doobery

Much like a whats-its-name this can be applied to an object or thing that one is not sure about.

This definition used my famous security guard Uncle Keith can also be applied to the genitals.

1. Let me go and get the doobery.
2. I'm going to get the doobery so I can do some dummy boxing.
3. Stop touching my doobery or I may ejaculate.

by Michael Wilson February 4, 2004

Phantom dooker

A larger poo teasing your pants by poking in and out of your anus almost touching cotton but dashing back in the second its presence is felt leaving nothing but its rancid odor left from is warm depths, where it can cling to all fabrics and smell for about 2 severe minutes.
Usually the preamble to a very large poo mostly within an hour.
If missed can lead to constipation.

Danny: man those tacos, cheetos, munchos with a coke...and a lot of water was good.
Jeff: yeah man
Danny: yeah wow i think i pooped my pants
Jeff: o man whats that nasty smell
Danny: i dont know man gimme a napikin
Jeff: ok
Dannt: naa dude it was just the Phantom Dooker
Jeff: o dang we need to get you to a hospital soon; th Pootrain will pull into Pants Station

by DMAC4 April 19, 2009

dookers

Swimming trunks of all types.

Gladys: "Shall we go for a bracing in swim in this beautiful crystal-blue lake? It would be splendidly invigorating."

Humphrey: "My apologies, for I have forgotten my dookers and regrettably am reluctant to expose my bollocks to all and sundry."

by mountainhippo March 27, 2013