doo doo butter

Lincoln log-tinged sweat, harvested from the anal crevices of the obese.
Between Delta Burke and Mario Batali, you could scrape up enough doo doo butter to deep-fry Oprah Winey.
by Cousin Buzzin' August 30, 2006
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Originiated in Princeton University. As a noun, means bananas in Mario Kart 64. Can be verbed: "to doo doo butter something".
Noun: There was a lot of doo doo butter on that jump.

Verb: I'm going to doo doo butter that ramp
by Scripple021 May 06, 2004
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a word that goes beyond all other words a word not afraid to play by the rules, since its time in nam doo doo butter has been fighting a one man army against crime. Joining the LAPD in 1983 doo doo butter has done everything from saving small children from beartraps to killing children in beartraps we owe a special debt to doo doo butter.
"doo doo butter lost his arm in Nam" :(
by Austin Flanders November 24, 2004
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The excriment from ones anus after a hard anal pounding.
Nigga I was fuckin this Maria Carry lookin ho the other day and this bitch got her doo doo butter all over my black ass! What the fuck is that shit?!
by bignick772 September 20, 2010
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The liquid that oozes out of your butt when you have diarrhea.
R. Kelly pours doo-doo butter on pre-pubescent girls.
by RatchetBoo May 19, 2003
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Anal fissure seepage, primarily fecal in nature.
On the eve of his colonoscopy, Robert reflected upon his anal escapades; the crimson hued doo-doo butter trickling out of his newly violated orifice not only stained his hospital issued gown, it stained his soul.
by The Dookie Bandit August 22, 2006
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when you have a very greasy fart and there is a little something extra left in your underoos. you might !as well grab ya 2 pieces bread and some jelly cause you got some doo-doo butter
"oh fuck! i knew i shouln't have eaten seventeen tacos for breakfast, down i got doo-doo butter running down my leg!"

"damn r-kelly im hawngry, can i get a lil bit of your world famous doo-doo butter or do i have to go scrape it off some 12 year old girls face?"
by themotherfuckingshit June 06, 2009
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