Donking

Dipping your dick into a mug of coffee.

''FFS jason stop donking ''

by Alfbogey January 14, 2015

donking

the unspeakable act of someone grinding on someone else's body while doing other sexual things. a synonym would be "dry-humping". This is not to be spoken of with family members or prude friends. Its nasty. Explicit. One of those things you just "dont talk about" x rated. careful, donking is not for everyone kids. Play safe! It is called donking because the butt (donk) tends to bounce around drawing all attention to it.

She was donking hard on that boy while they were making out on the couch. So public. I can't believe it.

by Molly Anne March 3, 2009

Donking

A state of sudden fatigue shortly after eating a heavy meal when driving long distance. Like “the itis” but only when driving. Taken from “bonking” in endurance sports.

Girl I’m donking hard after we stopped for KFC, I don’t think I can make it 2 more exits.

by Gw November 26, 2020

Dookie Donkage

The act of taking your diarrhea drippings and mixing it with spewtal broccis.

Hey you're a fat cunt. Dookie Donkage!

by SpewtalBroccis July 24, 2019

swamp donkage meter

A meter rating a swamp donkey on a 1-10 scale. Relates to the 1-10 scale of the hottness meter but rates how ugly/fat these girls really are. 1 being the least ugly/fat 10 being the most ugly/fat. A 1 on the swamp donkage meter is not to be confused with a 1 on a hottness meter, as a swamp donkey is much much worse.

Damn that girls fucking nasty.

Yeah shes definitely a 10 on the swamp donkage meter.

by PoopyyHead June 25, 2009

donking

(1) The action of randomly hitting someone over the head with a ping-pong paddle.
(2) What big donkeys do to make little donkeys.
(3) The act of screwing someone for money -derived from bonking, which is the act of screwing someone for fun. This type of donking is very common in the world of professional boxing.

(1) Stop donking me with that paddle.
(2) No need to be graphic here.
(3) Jeff Fenech and Mike Tyson have both been victims of donking during their boxing careers.

by spiderdan July 18, 2005

donking

when you fuck a donkey

#donking

by Fred is shitty= November 1, 2019