dongdong

a person with a fat weenus

"Woah dude look at that ladies dongdong!"

by scoopi January 13, 2008

dongsong

The sound a man makes while masturbating.

Joe was walked in on, while playing his dongsong.

by Nosamiam February 19, 2019

Dong long delivery

The act of sliding your penis through a mailbox

Mailman: Here's your mail sir
Person: Thanks
*The mail man proceeds to do a Dong long delivery*
Person: Aww man you giving me a Dong Long Delivery!

by MillionaireNo1 August 9, 2021

Dongsong

More bs

Dumb dongsong stuff

by Megaworp December 27, 2021

Blue Dongdongbao

A medical syndrome diagnosed by the following criteria:
- Delay in sexual advancement of a new relationship
- Above is preceded by discussion of serious topics such as marriage and children. Usually seen in the prodromal phase which may last up to 2 weeks.

- Cyanotic like appearance of the scrotum on physical examination
- Not otherwise attributable to an underlying medical condition.

He got serious with her way too quickly. Now he's got a pretty severe case of the blue dongdongbaos.

by Doeyyy April 22, 2019

Dongbonging

(Verb) - The act of filling your bong with microwaved pizza, then proceeding to have intercourse with the mouth tube of the bong.

"YO don't hit that! I heard Mike used it for dongbonging."
"OOOOOHHHHHHH! Thanks dude."
"No problem."

by Andyreas456 December 20, 2013

doglong

A very, very long time.

Person 1: Maaaan, that queue was well big.

Person 2: Yeah, took doglong mate.

by TheDictionair. October 10, 2011