donkament

Another name for a poker tournament. So many donkeys play in tournaments now that the two words have become combined, into donkament.

I was playing in a donkament when some idiot drew out on me

by Eric Lindgren November 20, 2007

donkament

A donkament is a poker tournament who's blind and chip stack structure is such that an overly aggressive style of play is the common. Typically, donkaments have lower buyins and less skilled players. However, the WSOP has 1K donkaments every weekend during it's annual event and there is plenty of talent in that field.

I am off to gamble it up in a donkament, be back in an hour.

by The new Hoff December 12, 2010

donkaments

A situation where one or severall persons behave like donkeys.

In poker a donkey, or "donk" is a person with inferior understanding of the game and who basically play the "wrong" way.

Due to the fact that there is randomness in poker, sometimes the "wrong" move may result in winning a pot against a wiser player. When a really silly move ends up in winning the pot due to a very unlikely draw hitting, you can call this a donkament.

Quotes that I heard :

"I'll never play online during week ends again, it's such donkaments"

by JB Joule December 13, 2007

Dongarang

A jelly filled dildo boomerang.

Man, you just hit 15 guys with that weapon and it came right back to you‽ What's it called? A dongarang!

by Super weapon expert November 21, 2022