Dick Dong

a person who drives all over the road

“Hey watch where your driving you dick dong!”

by cdawg222222222 March 20, 2021

Dick Dong Ditch

When you go to someone's house, suck their dick and leave.

Yo did you hear about what Leslie did to Tom last night... She dick dong ditched... What a hoe.

by GOTTA ZAYN🏃🏽💨 June 3, 2016

dong dicking

When you duct tape a hotdog to your dick then shove it up a girls ass

Damn that was some good dong dicking.

by gothman420 August 16, 2017

Ding Dong Dicking

The art of Ding Dong Ditching but instead of ditching you whip out your dick and scream " Ding dong, suck my dong!".

Dave: Did you hear what happened last night?
Chad: No, what?
Dave: Adam ding dong dicked Jessica!
Ding dong Dicking

by Dong Master Erebys January 7, 2020

flying Dick Dong

When your wife comes out of nowhere, flying into the room and lands their foot in your balls.

If I have to find it because you couldn’t, I’m going to give you a flying Dick Dong!

by Lillaliens January 6, 2024

Ding Dong Dick

The timeline of a male's penis as he grows up.

Alright everyone, today in health class we will cover male puberty. Now, the process of penis growth goes ding dong dick; ding referring to before puberty, dong referring to midway through puberty, and finally arriving at dick once the male is roughly 20 years old.

by Badass Honeybadger February 18, 2022