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Dolphin Show

After getting blue-balled, a man must go home and finish the job. This produces so much semen that you must set up a splash zone and give out ponchos to those around you- like at a dolphin show.
Man 1: Damn man, I got blue-balled earlier today.
Man 2: Yeah? Sucks man.
Man 1: yeah. I got home, and it was a freakin dolphin show.
by TheAPhraze July 23, 2008
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Dolphin Suit

An outfit composed of grey sweat pants and a grey sweatshirt. This is something that you wear after an extremely bad or tiring day... guaranteed to make you feel better.

There are variations of the dolphin suit that include the turtle suit (green outfit), banana suit (yellow), porpoise suit (blue, which I happen to be wearing now), and bunny suit (white)

Invented in Eugene, Oregon
Roomie 1: "I had a horrible day!"

Roomie 2: "Just put on your dolphin suit, you'll feel better."
by dolphinsuiter November 24, 2009
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dolphin snack

When penetrating a female partner from behind and you go to sneak it into her ass and she tries to smack your cock away screaming "EEEE!" "EEEE!" "EEEE!" "EEEE!" In displeasure; sounding like a beached dolphin.
Damn dude, I tried to give your sister a dolphin snack last night and now my cocks bruised! Obviously she is not a fan of seafood.
by PatMyStayPuftGrion April 13, 2014
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My-hand-is-a-Dolphin Syndrome

This syndrome has been made popular by Rebeecca Black's "Friday" song.

The syndrome has been relatively ignored until this point. This has been a condition that effects all ages and races. Some of the signs of My-hand-is-a-Dolphin Syndrome (a.k.a. MHISADS) is the need to roll down the window in the car when you are "kicking it" in the front-seat or in the back-seat with your friends, then sliding your arm out and moving your hand and forearm up and down in a fashion which appears like a dolphin riding a bow of a ship.
Ryan - "Yeah, i was taking Nick home and all of a sudden, he started moving his hand up and down out the window like a damn dolphin"

Kevin - "Wow! I guess he caught that My-hand-is-a-Dolphin Syndrome. That's crazy! Hope you don't get it"
by einsBAMF69 May 17, 2011
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Dolphin Speak

When a group of girls or women, usually close friends, get excited while talking to each other. They start talking rapidly, in a high pitched tone.
I saw your little sister at the mall. I don’t know where she was headed, because Becky showed up. Then some dolphin speak started about a boy, or a skirt, or was it chocolate.

All I know, is that my ears are still ringing.
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dolphin smile

When a woman's coochie is tight, and closed, or the labia is close together. Resembling a dolphins mouth when it is smiling 🐬
I'm a lucky guy, my girl has a sexy dolphin smile.
by James Westen November 24, 2018
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Dolphin sex

When the man lays behind a woman with her legs closed and fucks her from behind. Then slides it out and slips it in her asshole unexpectedly causing her to make an Eeek eek noise commenly associated as a dolphins mating call, and wiggle on the bed much like a dolphin swimming in a futile attemp t to wiggle away.
Dude my bitch is sooooo pissed, I hit her with a bit of the dolphin sex last night ;)
by Rukas December 23, 2003
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