Let's do a John

when you just want to do fuckall so you avoid work at all cost

- "Let's do a John" - said my coworker
- "I've been fired for that." - thats me.

by itsreallynonunderstable February 09, 2022

doing it john wayne style

Doing anal sex raw with no lube by accidentally slipping in and you just keep going at that point.

Joseph are you doing it John Wayne style.

Yes sorry I should just keep going.

by Pjstr July 20, 2018

Doing a John Opkins

John Opkins is an English voice actor renowned for his gift at doing a range of English accents.

‘That ain’t his real voice. He’s doing a John Opkins.’.

‘That geezer don’t talk like that normally. He’s just doing a John Opkins.’

by SwissMinty February 23, 2025

Doing a John Roberts

You are doing a John Roberts when you try to give both sides something to call a win.

Guy A: "What to do now? My daughter wants to visit Disneyland but my wifey complains it's too expensive for us to go there".
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*

by SupremeCourtNerd July 16, 2020