hot dog canoeing

When two men share a canoe, usually in France.

Did you hear that Jack and Andy are going Hot Dog Canoeing this weekend?

by Miss Conception October 24, 2010

Cancer dog

A relatively obscure New York street food consisting of 15 cigarette butts on a pretzel.

Can I get a cancer dog?

by Cancerous Spaghetti-O's June 20, 2019

Candy Dog

A small brownish-red doberman who thinks she is human, is super sweet, and loves to snuggle, chase lizards and eat pup-a-roni's.

Person 1: Did you see that little brownish red dog chasing lizards over there?

Person 2: Yea, she's such a Candy dog!

by Starla69 October 12, 2012

Canadian Corn Dog

A Canadian Corn Dog is when your receiving a blow job and they can fit both penis and testicles in their mouth.

Your wife just gave me the best Canadian Corn Dog.

by Noway13 May 22, 2011

Cannibalistic Hot Dog

If you were a hot dog and you were starving in the desert would you eat yourself?

I know I would, I'd slather myself in mustard. I'd be delicious.

by bf December 10, 2004

canadian hot dog

When someone takes a shit in a condom, freezes it, and then uses it as an ass dildo.

Natalie's asshole was torn from the canadian hot dog.

by Poochy32 December 27, 2007

Cancer dog

A dog that has lost all of its hair and it has flakey black skin. Aka my dog

Person: “wow, your dog is fucking ugly!”
Me: “yep, he is one hell of a cancer dog”

by Cancer dog March 7, 2020