dodged a bullet

When you used to think someone was attractive years ago, but for some reason, things did not work out; and when you see them recently, you see that they are a total wreck.

Wow, I used to think she was hot, but man, she has 2 kids from 2 different baby daddies now and her body is a wreck. I might have dodged a bullet there.

by maxmillions February 18, 2010

Dooded

to get totally wacked out and high to the point of having no control of yourself on caffein, tends to make everything funny and is acheived by consuming very high amounts of energy drinks late at night

"Ruben was so dooded that he started talking giberish."
"Last night we got dooded on BLACK MAMBA."

by mr.kq122 January 31, 2009

Dudoed

When a girl gets naked with a guy AND then denies him sex. aka blue-balled

"Olivia dudoed the shit out of me last night" "I bet you that Boardman has never been dudoed wit his virgin ass"

by Cinco Fuego January 2, 2012

cockadoodle dooed

This is when a woman is awakened by either her husband or boyfriend's cock in her mouth. The act of cockadoodle dooing is usually accompanied by the man yelling " COCKADOODLE DOO! " immediately proceeding cock insertion.

My girlfriend was pissed this morning after she had been cockadoodle dooed.

by King Cobra 31 December 4, 2011

Scooby-Dooed

When you are too high to participate in real life

That fifth blunt had me straight scooby-dooed yesterday

by Zootyscooty August 20, 2016

DODODODODO

the opening lyrics to darude sandstorm

DODODODODO
dodododododo
DODODODODO
dodododododo
DODODODODO, DODODODODO
DODODODODO, DODODODODO
DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO
DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO

by CURNICNLGEE February 15, 2021

Dodged a Missile

It's the same thing as Dodged a Bullet but 100x worse.

I almost dated this cute person In Highschool but I had to move out.

Years later I discovered that a Mutual friend told me that the same person I had a crush on years ago just brutally killed His/her soulmate. Guess I dodged a missile there.

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