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DickLickSick

Someone who claims they are Dislectsic but they are just really Sick of Licking Dicks. This is usually done to get a free laptop from the school.
Big John was the founder of DickLickSick disease (and left school with a £1500 Sony laptop)
by PrezMeister January 1, 2008
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Dicklicking Nightmare Of Shame

An alcohol induced blackout during which Heterosexual males may or may not have partaken in Homosexual activities, for all they know.
Holy shit, Frank. What'd I do last night? Complete Dicklicking Nightmare of Shame!
by Dezrespect May 12, 2007
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dicklicker

ay man quit suckin up to that nigga u startin to be a dicklicker
by johs May 24, 2008
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dicklick

hey dicklick, whats up?
by ** June 26, 2003
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Dicklickity

Refers to a person that happens to lick a lot of dick either literally or figuratively, which could be for reasons beyond their control or it might just be that they just happened to enjoy it.
Dicklickity - Figurative use:
Steve: Dam it Carlos, that’s the third time in a row you have raised me all-in.

Carlos: laughs … ha ha ha

Steve: You know Carlos, you are being very dicklickity tonight.

Dicklickity - Literal Use:
I’ve notice that Sarah seem to be out a lot at night with different big wigs at the company

Brandon: Did you know Sarah just got promoted to regional manager. She and I were hired at the same time just under three years ago.

Cameron: Yes, that is what I was referring to, Sarah is very dicklickity with the bosses. She’s had 3 promotions in the past 9 months alone.

Brandon: Hmm, I wonder if I can get her to put a licken on my dicken.

Cameron: I wouldn’t count on it. She is at least 2 dicklickity pay grades above you by now and has no reason too.
by JoeCool813 January 29, 2017
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HAMMERHEADED DICKLICKER

Noun:

1) An extremely annoying person, who’s opinions are not well thought out nor acceptable.

2) An extremely dumb, homosexual
C: J, you should try it this way!

J: WE ARE NOT DOING IT THAT WAY YOU HAMMERHEADED DICKLICKER!
by PITVIPER630 July 3, 2018
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1) The response you recieve if you call my dad a bitch.
2) The perfect way to describe Kolton(Kole) Tillett also known as Bakon the dumbfuck.
Adj. used as an insult to another who cannot be defined by any known insult already used.
To use with women end with three tit skank ass whore
"Kole you are a goddamn motherfucking cuntkissing cocksucking dicklicking scaggy scuzzy sleazy slutty twobit three tit son of a whore bitten bastard"or to a female: I can't believe you slept with my man you goddamn motherfucking cuntkissing cocksucking dicklicking scaggy scuzzy sleazy slutty twobit three tit skank ass whore"
by BitchesAintSnitches June 1, 2022
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