Dobson grab

The act of thrusting one's hand toward, or in the general direction of, another's groin without actually making physical contact; such act entails the exclamation of "Dobson grab!" by the perpetrator. Although possible of any sex or sexuality, it is usually enacted by homosexual men.

Peter: Dobson grab!

...

John: Dude, what the fudge did you just do to that guy?
Peter: I Dobson grabbed him.
John: Is that legal?

by Adversus October 21, 2012

Dobson™

A person who willingly subjects themselves to inferior style or skill because they are used to it, ignoring, refuting, or backlashing against any and all 'negative' critique as percieved by said person, regardless if it's constructive or not

The only reason you're not getting better is because you're a Dobson™

by FaceIess February 3, 2015

Ivan Dobsky

Character from the UK TV series Monkey Dust.
a.k.a. The Meatsafe Murderer

I'm Ivan Dobsky
The Meatsafe Murderer
Only I Never done it
I Only Said I Done It So They'd Take The Jump Cables Off Me Testicles"

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

James Dobson

Religious fanatic shill of the far republican right. Makes his living spreading fear, hate, racism, sexism, homophobia, in the guise of christianity.

Distinguished himself in 2005, by claiming that Spongebob Squarepants is gay.

When Christ returns, he's gonna punch James Dobson in the kidneys.

by Ploppypants May 3, 2005

Snotty Dobson

A Snotty Dobson is whereby you sniff or snort a line of cum, as you would cocaine. The cum must be provided by ladyboy and the action must occur whilst residing or staying on Jonathon Dobson street, Newcastle.

“Last night I did a Snotty Dobson in my student accommodation!”

by Warren Pusey October 20, 2019

Dobson

A Dobson is someone with a lot of swagg. He might even slip on his swagger juice. Normally a Dobson will have a massive Shlong. A Dobson also has the abilty to bullshit his way out of anything.

'Dayymm he's done a Dobson'
'Like a Dobson'
"hes got him self out of that like a Dobson'

by zxcvbnm,.sdfghjk June 9, 2011

Fefe Dobson

There's only one thing I can say about her... At least she's better than Avril Lavinge, mostly cause she writes her own music.

At least she doesn't claim to be punk... maybe there's hope for her after all...

by Kristina Delonge November 15, 2004