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Chris Dobransky 

If your name is Chris Dobransky, you most likely have a shitty haircut.
Chris Dobransky’s new haircut looks like horseshit.

Dopemans 

Michigan term used only for Nike brand Cortez street shoes.
Look at those new black and gray Dopemans!
Dopemans by Direcca McFadden March 21, 2006

Doberman 

A large sized, short-haired, A.K.C-registered breed. First developed in Germany by the tax collecter Louis Dobermann. Dobermans are very clingy to their owners and make a loyal, well tempered dog if raised correctly. Could become aggressive if not given proper care and training. The tail is traditionally docked from puppyhood and ears may be cropped or left natural. Comes in red, fawn, black, or blue with either rust or tan markings. Some are also born pure white which is a fault in the show ring. Dobermans are prone to heart conditions as well as color deformity. Also a very intelligent breed that needs mental excercise as well as physical.
The Doberman makes a loyal dog, but if raised incorrectly, it may become aggressive.
Doberman by o2theMalley July 4, 2008

Doberman Blowjob 

A variant of the traditional blowjob but much less desirable since it involves teeth. When combined with dryness of the mouth, Doberman Blowjobs can result in severe cockburn.
After I socked my lady in the mouth, she gave me a wicked bad doberman blowjob.

doberman 

one big, badazz dog dat guards yo house an tears up any ni99a dat try to come in yo yard
Damn, willies doberman ripped my white tee!
doberman by chucc January 11, 2009

fighting doberman pinscher genitilias 

Ron Burgundy: today in sports- The University of Notre Dame has decided to change it's mascot from the Fighting Irish to the Fighting Doberman Pinscher Genitilias. Students were outraged at this change.