Dober

To be extremely drunk to the extent that you see alligators in your toilet, but you believe you are sober.

Person 1: OMG THERES AN ALLIGATOR IN MY TOILETTTT!!!!!

Person 2: Dude... Are you drunk?

Person 1: I ISD DOBER I SWEAR!

by Emulioisddober September 17, 2016

Dober cheeks

Using the Scottish phrase dober meaning cock. Dober cheeks can be applied to anyone who sucks alot of cock or used as an insult to offend someone who doesn't necessarily suck alot of cock.

It can be used to describe sluts or simply to wind up your friend with the shortest fuse.

Honestly this girl I'm seeing is minted, she totally has Dober cheeks.

by MintBerryCrunch14 October 21, 2011

dober luck

Extraordinary luck that seems to be prevalent to a certain individual, despite all logic.

"I heard he won the lottery twice in a row...he's got dat dober luck".

by Fact-finder May 10, 2022

Gis a gonk ya dober

Please may I have a troll you male genitalia

Guy one: "'Gis a gonk ya dober!"
Guy two: "Pardon?"
Guy one: *gets out urban dictionary* "Please may I have a troll you male genitalia.
Guy two: Sorry gave my last one away yesterday.

by Katweeeee June 26, 2007

Dobered

Any beating given by drew dober (famous fighter)

Chase got dobered the other day

by Malaterre July 25, 2009

Dober

A term for a very stooped poop face who no one likes also used for flastermab

Ben ur such a dober this is why no one likes u poop face

by Penphis lover December 26, 2018

Hubering the Dobering

When a guy love bombs you, kills your dog, frames your father as the candy man, does the whip and nae nae at your grandma’s funeral, etc.

Ex 1: Hey did you hear about y/n’s ex, Mark? Apparently, he was Hubering the Dobering her this whole time!
Ex 2: Fuck you Mark

by Okay I won’t use my real name November 28, 2025